I pit… you, anonymous straight dope user

I want to start a pit thread but I’m really not mad at anyone or anything, so here it goes.

I am amazed at your stupidity for reading this thread. There is absolutely no fuckin’ content to this post. You’re probably the type who bets on those damn three card Monte games on the street too aren’t you. I am so god-damn pissed with you right now. How can you be such a slut? What, you’re just going to sit there all silent now? Quit sucking on your mama’s tittie and speak up!

[sub]there you have it… hit me (or the next anonymous user) back with whatever you’ve got[/sub]

I just wanted to point out that the preview function means that I knew what was in this thread without opining it. I just came in here to insult you by calling you a sniveling little rat-faced git. :stuck_out_tongue:

Well aren’t you smart, Binarydrone… with your preview and fancy insults that I have to look up…

[sub]git - n : a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; “the British call a contemptible person a `git’”[/sub]

FlippyFly, I pit you for starting a joke thread in the Pit. How about dem apples?

:: Horrorstruck ::

Just wait till Lynn gets here – you’ll be soooooorrrrrry!

:: Flees ::

I bet you didn’t open it either :slight_smile:

With “snivelling little rat-faced” in front of it, you had to look it up to be sure it was an insult? I think we all know what that says about you, you snivelling little rat-faced philanthropist.

I think I love you, This Year’s Model.

A fan club! I have a fan club!

Damn straight! I have the power to post to threads without opening them. I have big brass balls. Every woman that I lay down gets up pregnant, if she gets up at all. Just having my shadow pass over people cures leprosy, makes strong men shit themselves strikes the sighted blind and makes blind men see. Oh, and I am also the most humble man you will ever meet.

And you left out a comma. No wonder you don’t have a fan club.

Just because the OP has no content doesn’t mean the responses are worthless. I csme here for the responses. And, on the whole, they are lot better than the OP. So there!

This thread has absolutely no point.
Locked.

TVeblen
Pit mod