Way to reinforce the oppressive, racist, deep-friend dough patriarchy, Patx2. If that is your real name.
I have a really good stapler.
You don’t get out much do you? Oh, and thanks for making me feel bad about my lowly stapler.
I had a nice low key Mother’s Day.
You must be some kind of dull. I’ll bet your friends have lots of excuses when you call for gatherings.
I bought some incense with aromas of frankincense and myrrh.
What you got against sandalwood? You are so uppity!
I am gonna start a new quilt. I love to sew.
I’m guessing you aren’t going to donate that new quilt to a homeless shelter, but keep it for yourself. That’s just selfish.
One of the dogs has a well visit with the vet tonight.
Do you know how many millions of people on this planet don’t have access to proper medical care…and here you are bragging about taking your DOG in for a routine checkup?! Only in the First World.
When I asked my Magic 8 Ball if I should have pizza for lunch it said “definitely”
It actually left your body in disgust because its polluted with salt, cholesterol and various chemicals and preservatives. Yuck!
I made it to work this morning before the storms hit! 
Without a moment’s thought for all of your slightly-later fellow commuters placed at risk of life and limb by the storm, apparently. Nice.
I’ve been listening to The Buena Vista Social Club this morning: - YouTube
I was working all morning and in fact, all afternoon. You may want to give it a try sometime.
We got a very heavy thunderstorm a couple hours ago.
Thats right don’t share all that rain with the folks suffering drought. Greed is unbecoming.
I danced to a tune on the radio and my dogs joined in. We had fun!
And what other types of “fun” do you and your dogs have, you perv?
I got some great stuff at our local library book sale, and contributed to a fine cause.
You didn’t say who ran the library, but I hear it’s the KKK. Just doing your part to lay the groundwork for a race war, eh?
I just yawned.
So did I, like I always do when I read your posts.
I get to work from home today.
I guess…if your idea of having a job is being a phone sex operator.
I just learned the coolest magic trick! Can’t wait to show my niece and nephew!
Isn’t it time they understood that magic is just a somewhat-entertaining system of lies? Don’t you love them? Don’t they deserve to know the truth?
Guess I’ll go to bed now.
And it’s been how many weeks since you washed your sheets? That’s disgusting.
I’m expecting a Skype call from a friend in about 15 minutes.
Procrastinator, huh? What are you avoiding?
My daughter is going to see a psychic medium tomorrow.
Why did you abuse that child. You hit her on the head too many times.
I am gonna watch the royal wedding Saturday.
Big deal. Would you want to marry into that family?
I got a three day weekend off of work!
They scaled you back to part-time, did they? Plus, “off of” is a high school grammar mistake. No wonder they cut your hours.
Comedy Central is showing reruns of The Office and it’s still funny.