I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

Thread Games
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(He fires a nice, fast one, right over the plate.)

Hitler? The holocaust-espousing, invade Russia-in-the-winter, take-over-the-world madman - that Hitler? What did you drink with your Wheaties this morning?

The family is going to Disneyland next week.

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(You get the baseball comment too.)

I don’t know what planet you’re living on, but from where I sit we call it the “United” States for a reason.

We’re still going to Disneyland.

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Quit bragging? So unbecoming.

I made a pie, anyone want to see pix?

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Pix…? Are you referring to Pixels? As in your shitty camera and it’s heavily pixelated photos? No thanks.

I don’t think Tiger will win the Masters this year.

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If he was a white drug-abusing philanderer who can’t play golf any more you wouldn’t say that.

I am having a nostaglic session re-watching Glee.

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Yup, and I’m having a nostalgic session of “sharp stick to the eye”.

Do you know there’s over 50,000 shades of white?

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You are a racist, have you no shame?

All my flowers are blooming, my yard looks so nice.

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n/m

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Flowers!? People are starving and you’re looking at pretty flowers. You should be growing wheat and rice. Selfish.

I think I’ll barbecue some ribs for dinner.

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Don’t you know how much air pollution barbecuing causes? You should eat raw food only.

I’m going to walk my dog.

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All the money I’m sure you spend on dog food could feed dozens of starving children in Africa instead. I hope you’re ashamed of yourself.

There’s nothing quite so soothing as a Bach piano sonata.

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Yawn!! That is soooooooo boring. Put some real music on.

I am going shopping for spring outfits this weekend.

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Maybe you should think about diversity rather than listen to art from a DWM.

I had a cinnamon roll for breakfast.

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Cinnamon is a known carcinogen.

I’m having a relaxing evening.

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You are just so lazy. Get up and do something.

I am gonna have moose tracks ice cream for a snack.

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Say goodbye to your foot, diabetic Debby!

I’m gonna hide under my covers and sleep til thursday.

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Right, and until Thursday the rest of us have to cover for you. We have to do our jobs AND yours!
Okay, gotta finish my tax return this weekend.

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So what kind of off-shore trickery and loopholes are you going to use with your expensive 1% fancy-pants accountant?

Sometimes I turn off the computer and read a good book.

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Luddite.

I’m going to sleep.

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Well aren’t you Mr Smarty Pants?! You arrogant prick. So you can read? Who cares? ������

I wake up each morning wishing all of humanity peace and contentment.

ETA: ninja’ed