You realize of course that people around the world, get sick, have accidents, die, divorce, etc. every day, everydamnday. Oh how nice of you to condescendingly say “Have a nice weekend.” Ms or Mr Rose colored glasses. Right, hit the road and find someone to help, or hit the road and don’t come back.
I’m watching Dead Files. It can get creepy.
Sweet baby Jesus hanging on a cross, everything can get creepy.
My MIL is coming for lunch tomorrow.
You know, some of us have a duty to warn, you cannibal, you.
I have insomnia.
That’s what happens when you try to survive on coffee and chocolate. You really need to listen to your doctor.
I had an enjoyable evening with friends last night.
You really should cool it with the orgies.
I enjoy the SDMB.
The rest of us would enjoy it more if you’d stop posting all your useless information.
I’m going to have pizza for lunch today.
You should have a salad, you know. All that Pizza is landing on your ass. Just saying.
PBS mysteries on tonight. Yay!
Why don’t you solve the biggest mystery: why you bother the rest of us on this website.
My wife picked a dumb “scary” movie for us to watch.
Maybe if you weren’t so whipped you’d occasionally get to watch something *you * like.
I think I’ll have scrambled eggs, bacon, and a bagel for breakfast.
And you wonder why your doctor tells you to start exercising?
I was wakened by loud claps of thunder during the night.
I guess that means you’ll be napping all day instead of doing something that needs to get done.
I made chocolate chip cookies last night.
You did use guilt free, fair trade organic chocolate produced and sold by a grower’s co-op with all profits going to the farmers? No? You corporate fascist!
I’m almost finished mowing the yard.
You mean the child labor you employ to mow your lawn with their teeth. I guess they’ll earn their 25 cents.
I bought chocolate chip Icecream.
You mean you actually did something to earn the money to by the ice cream? Color me shocked!
The ribs I made for dinner were very good.
The ribs of a homeless man no doubt, you ghoul! And he was probably just 2 weeks away from retirement!
I actually have to do a work at work today.
And for that you expect a full paycheck as usual, right? Most people work much harder for less money, but you really don’t care, do you?
I’ve been weeding the garden this morning.
Weeds are living beings too, you know? Just because you find them aesthetically unpleasing, that’s no reason to brutally murder them, okay? In fact, I’d happily class your post as hate speech.
Nicholas Cage is known primarily as an actor.
Spoken as a true groupie who can’t stay out of the gossip rags. Ever thought of reading a book?
I dip Rumi.
WTF? You dip Rumi ( a poet I guess?) or You DIG Rumi? Three words and you make a spelling mistake!
I binge watched “Glow” on Netflix.
That probably wasn’t the only thing you were binging on was it?
We may get a thunderstorm later, I like storms.