Probably needs bail money.
My brother is out of the hospital!
And is now a guest of the state in a gated community.
I have spent only an hour this week surfing the SDMB.
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No you didn’t. You surf waves, you read words. Sheesh, the utter destruction of communication! The total disinterest in being understood! You’re part of the collapse of language that’s the bane of modern existance!
I’m thinking of having a rice-based side-dish with dinner tonight.
Carbs. Look at your butt. Plan again.
I am fond of the next poster.
Jesus, I don’t even know which of the 28 recognized genders you are, and in any event you’re freaking me the fuck out.
One of my distant cousins, a lovely girl, married a woman, and they just decided to separate.
That sounds like homophobia. There’s no place for people like you in this board.
Yep. Definitely broken phone.
Please just stop complaining about it, we’ve heard enough. Take some action already.
I’m tired.
Yeah, well we’re tired of you too!
Country music certainly is an appealing genre
This is not the appropriate forum for trolling, in fact no forum is. As a teenager I worked in a store that played country music and still suffer PTSD from it!
I must be a great guy as I own a Hybrid car. 
Cheaper than a Mercedes, and with even more snob appeal!
If they do build a wall, can I get on the other side first?
No. Mexico has enough problems as it is.
This is an elephant enjoying a sprinkler.
Yes! Let’s celebrate another fine example of the self-serving destruction of property!
Even though my current cars are reasonably efficient, I wish that I could justify buying a hybrid.
You already spend your days justifying your ridiculous behaviors, why stop now?
We’re going to see my MIL for lunch tomorrow.
I’m sure you are prepared to handle her sarcasm and disappointment.
Next weekend I’ll be gathering with my in-laws at a reunion.
Gathering? Well, most of us stop short of actually saying that the in-laws are in a coven!
Off to bed. Another fine day awaits tomorrow.
If you can predict things like that, why aren’t you playing the lottery?
Since I agreed to accept the ends of the French toast sticks at Burger King this morning (which are my favorite ones), the nice counter person gave me five instead of just three!!!
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Come on, Annie, taking advantage again. Always looking for a handout aren’t you?
I’m thinking about watching a movie tonight.
Wow, call the cops. Wild party at PatX2’s place. PatX1, PatX3, and all the PatX people will be watching “It’s Pat!”
Time to answer nature’s call.