I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

That’s a little rude, don’t you think? A quick post and you make us feel like you have more important things to do, like we just don’t matter.

I’m glad I was able to sleep in a bit this morning.

Layabout! Sluggard! Loafer! Get thee gone!

If you like honey then you must like bees.

Like I’m going to go out and collect honey when I can buy it at the grocery.

I just renewed my library card for two more years.

I didn’t know the sheriff did warrant roundups for library fines…

It’s not over, but I’m having a productive day.

It’s about time!

My life is pretty stressful right now.

It’s always gotta be about you, huh?

Baseball caps are not dignified headwear

I’m sure that my son’s little league team will enjoy playing in tuxedos.

I miss my dogs.

Those awful creatures that bark and make you pick up their poop? WHY?

It’s August! Summer is almost over.

Thanks for reminding us, Annie, are you sure your name isn’t Debbie Downer?

Pasta for dinner tonight.

Ha, ha, yeah. Some of us are grownups and need to watch our carbs.

Gotta go walk the dog.

So ‘walk the dog’ is what they’re calling it these days? Perv!

Ginger ale tastes better than cola drinks in my opinion.

Why do you find the need to give your opinion when no one asked for it?

One of the dogs got a quick bath tonight.

Hope you got a longer one.

Posted in this thread while waiting for my course review to publish to the net.

That’s what you do with your spare time? Wait for the net. How about helping poor people?

I had an interesting conversation with a stranger at the bus stop.

Did you get offended at what they said? I swear, the people in this thread!!!

What a coincidence, I had an interesting conversation with a stranger at the bus stop as well!

That was you? Maybe learn the difference between annoying the hell out of someone and having a discussion!

I just found out my 26-year-old niece is dating a 45-year-old.

They are both consenting adults, but I’m sure you will get yourself all involved in their business because at the end of the day it’s really all about what you think is best, isn’t it? Do your niece a favor and get your own life.

I have a lot of nieces and nephews.

And since they were kids you invariably buy them white socks every Christmas.

I made a nice cold shrimp salad last night.

Enjoy your sea cockroaches.

YouTube is my favorite time suck.

I can’t believe you listen to such misogynistic, racist and homophobic rants, you should be ashamed of yourself…

I wonder if the garden needs watering.