Instead of wondering, why don’t you actually take a walk out to the garden and find out.
I wonder if we’ll get a thunderstorm.
I’ll let you borrow my copper armor so you can stand on a mountaintop yelling “ALL GODS ARE BASTARDS!”
I need a cuppa.
Another Starbucks hipster to feed the corporate machine.
Listening to Tame Impala… trippy…
“I said better late than never, just don’t make me wait foreveeer” Oh, great. Now I’ll have that stupid song caught in my head all day. Like I needed that with this heat. Damn it.
Remember that hydration is important.
Right, so you can be stuck in a place nowhere near a bathroom and have to pee outside.
Two people are out this week (vacation and maternity leave) so I’m getting extra hours at work!
When you act as an enabler for others people’s laziness/unwillingness to work, you’re doing both them and yourself a disservice.
Baby penguins are cuter than pandas.
So that gives them more of a right to live? Cuteist! Panda’s are at the verge of extinction because of people like you.
I’ve lost 15 pounds.
Did you stop and think about others that may be reading this that only lost 10 pounds? What about those that are trying to gain weight? Please, stop being so self centered.
I think I’ll have lunch soon.
You posted hours ago. Have you stopped burping yet?!
Yeah, today is a long weekend holiday! Time to clean up from the hail storm. It still beats work!
Seriously? You write that as if you have no idea how offensive that statement is. I hope this is a big whoosh, because if anyone has to explain to you why that statement is so incredibly insensitive, then there’s no hope for you.
Shakespeare sure was a good writer.
That hack? Let me quote you George Bernard Shaw: *“I have striven hard to open English eyes to the emptiness of Shakespeare’s philosophy, to the superficiality and second-handedness of his morality, to his weakness and incoherence as a thinker, to his snobbery, his vulgar prejudices, his ignorance, his disqualifications of all sorts for the philosophic eminence claimed for him.” *
I need new earphones.
Right, and millions of starving children around the world need to know where their next meal will come from…geesh, people can be so selfish…
Weather looks nice out.
Looks can be deceiving, you know. It looks nice here, but it’s around 96 degrees and feels like it’s over 100.
I’m bored.
Good move Sherlock. No one here asked you to stay, did they?
Ooh, I’ve got an itch.
Probably fleas. Tell your cheapass master to stop buying Hartz products.
Had a little dust-up with my boss yesterday, but everything’s fine now.
Dust up my ass! It was probably a full blown confrontation and if I were your boss, you would be fired.
I had a nice breakfast at a friend’s house this morning.
Did you bring anything to this nice breakfast or just freeload as usual?
I’ve been getting headaches, maybe it’s the weather.
You’re not fooling anyone. If you don’t want to have sex just say so.
Should I read Sue Grafton or Elizabeth George next?
I guess that a male writer these days is so over. After you castrated them all with your demands!
I think a BLT sounds good right about now, if it’s ok.
Why are you asking our approval, you really need to learn to stand up for yourself, make your own choices.
My daughter is waiting for a package to come.