I have no insult. I looked up Venture Bros. it honestly looks like the perfect TV show for you immature mind to escape into. Excellent.
Ooh! Nuremburg: Nazi Judgement Day is on. See ya.
Your checking out? Why, because you will be in your bunk?!
The round glass plate in our microwave broke.
Well, that sucks for you, maybe try some actual cooking.
I had a very productive day.
Watching every James Bond movie while drinking beer does not count as “productive” in most people’s opinions.
I saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi free at the library.
You just keep living in the past. You will eventually find what you need to settle your mind, to gain the courage to again move forward in your life. You poor thing, you. (or is that a new movie?)
We’re baking cookies for the grandkids tomorrow.
Noooo, Don’t sacrifice you grandkids, that is seriously evil!
I like cookies for breakfast.
Nice to see you are setting an example and keeping the obesity generation marching to their heart attacks!
My parents are coming over to visit from a different province for a weekend.
Slackass! Making your poor parents schlep across the county just to spend time with you. Get out of your cocoon, go see them, and save them the time and stress of the trip.
I’m looking for some new vegetarian recipes.
Vegetables are helpless things, such an easy target. Let them live. Why don’t you pick on something that has a chance to get away? Bobcats. Grizzly Bear. Worms. Roaches.
I’m not finishing my books. I’ll read ½ to ¾ the way through then put them down.
The Internet is killing your attention span.
A new 7-11 opened today just a block from where I work.
Great.Now you won’t have to walk so much to enjoy your artery-clogging sugary treats.
Wellington is the capital of New Zealand.
Sounds like that geography class is working out great for you. Just think, soon you still won’t be the life of the party.
I am technologically inept.
You think technology is your major weakness?!
I have lost 10 pounds so far by changing my eating to more healthy foods.
Foods cannot be “healthy.” Some foods are considered more “healthful,” but I tell people the stress over eating “healthful” every day will kill you quicker than a bad diet.
Love Never Dies is coming to Broadway!
Are you trying to kill this thread with inane talk about Broadway plays?!
I’m at the airport waiting for an appointment to start.
Ooh, an appointment at the airport. Interviewing for the janitor position?
After a cool week, the heat is back.
I’m sitting in the a/c trying to forget, thanks for spoiling that.
My Shih tzu is funny.
Trust me, saying his breed name to him, smirking at the pun, got old even to him after the 5th time.
I’m off to buy a fish in Chinatown.
Fish prices went up because of the tariff war. Might want to stick to Winn Dixie.
This is my last half Friday workday.
You put in half an effort every day anyway. Why should Friday be any different?
I am helping my wife who is convalescing.