Yet again, just a link without any clue what it’s about. Like I’m gonna click that.
I’m out of cookies.
Maybe if you clicked on Alpha Twit’s link you’d get some cookies, hmmm? Didja think about that?
I thought about that.
And that’s about as deep as your thoughts get, isn’t it?
I prefer peach and apple pie to pumpkin.
Only Commies and terrorists prefer anything over pumpkin pie this time of year.
I like a little whipped cream on my pumpkin pie.
A little? When you get finished putting the shipped cream on, the bugs in your house are putting on their skis.
I’ve finally unpacked from moving.
Yeesh, what took you so freakin’ long? You’ve lived there for, what, 20 years already?
As it happens, I know exactly how long every Doper has lived where he or she currently lives.
Gee, stalker much?
My daughter has a new job.
Regards,
Shodan
I knew that already, too. Duh. Stop wasting my time.
I’ll be voting after work today.
Like your vote will Trump all the others?
I’m getting extra hours at work this holiday season.
I’m sure your family is glad that you’re avoiding them.
I just had a nicely grilled, sharp cheddar cheese sandwich on thin sliced, dark rye bread. Kinda tasty IMHO.
Starving Third World children will be so glad to hear that.
Democrats in my state yesterday had mixed results.
Is balance such a terrible thing? Sheesh!
I would like to have a pet stoat.
And I’m sure that he will love to be jailed up purely for your own amusement, you fascist.
I enjoy spicy food.
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There was a question raised about whether certain snarky comments in the context of this game are okay. I think in the spirit of the thread that’s okay, the “fake offense” should be in good fun and that’s fine. Please everyone be nice 
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Oh sure - waltz into the thread and pretend you are oh so objective. Thanks a ton.
My wife bought some new bandanas for the dog.
Regards,
Shodan
Poking the mod with a point-ed stick - always a good idea, Shodan. And don’t you know how likely a dog is to eat a bandana, thinking it’s a banana? Have a heart, man!
I haven’t eaten a banana in, jeez, months.
Too full from the mountains of whipped cream you’ve been shoveling into your pie-hole, eh?
It’s raining, and I have to walk home.
You forgot to include that it’s cold out and you’ll be alone as per usual. In any case, I can’t think of anyone more deserving!
My stapler is completely out of staples.
You can’t find staples? Hell, there’s a whole chain of stores with that very name.
I just had a 7-11 extra large coffee and pumpkin muffin for only $2.12.