You couldn’t have spent that $2.12 on a worthier cause than that? Please.
I think I’ll skip lunch today.
Oh sure, now the rest of us have to deal with your bad mood because your blood sugar is low.
I found a missing sock this morning and recreated the pair.
Regards,
Shodan
Maybe the other sock had grown to love its independence and solitude after all this time. Did you think about that before you stuck your nose in, Mr. Busybody?
I must have probably two dozen single socks with no matches.
Look at you, Mr. Sock Fashionista! That mismatched look really isn’t working for you, you know.
Only two more weeks until Thanksgiving!
I wonder how many people are going to bitch and moan about the clearly immoral and improper pardon President Trump will issue to the White House turkey?
I’m listening to a podcast of “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me” and rather enjoying it.
You should be spending your time on a more socially-relevant podcast, like Serial.
I’ve been following the current season of Serial quite closely.
And it’s the talk of your neglected family.
I’m having major sinus pains.
Awww… your weedle nose hurts a weedle bit? Suck it up, princess. Some people manage to go through real pain without whining, you know.
I apologize.
Apologise? For what? The crappy thing you did? Or is it some preemptive passive/aggressive move? And it would really help if you spelled it properly A.P.O.L.O.G.I.S.E.
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style.
Well, whose fault is that, Mr. Hippy Dippy Mime Clown Spelling Nazi?
I need Double-Stuf Oreos real bad.
We all need you to stop bitchin and complaining about what you need. It always has to be about you.
I have a cold.
Well I feel real sorry for you Patx2. You just go ahead and call in sick and role model for your kids how to wimp out. You should have called in sick for this thread. Moderator, “nicely, escort Patx2 out of here.”
I think the moderator is very clever and fair. And probably good looking.
Ass Kisser!
I’m working tonight!
About time.
I’m enjoying a beer.
Yes, we know. We can tell from your previous entries.
I’m going to get smudged with sage tomorrow.
Nice greeny euphemism there … I’m getting plastered with parsley myself.
Land of the free, home of the brave.
Land of the free—for whom? It’s certainly not for the huddled masses of tired poor, or the wretched, tempest-tossed, homeless, refuse.
And land of the brave? WTF! We crushed those braves and took all their damned land.
Aren’t my dogs so cute and cuddly?
Sure, when they are not peeing and pooping everywhere, leaving their fur all other, and terrorizing people with their growling and teeth showing. Dogs are elements of Satan.
I got a DVD of the Baryshnkov/Kirkland The Nutcracker today for $1, and it supported my local library.
Ooh, look at me, I’m so refined and altruistic! Seriously, you shoulda saved that money for a bra 'cause it’s your breasts that need support. (Too much?)
I love snuggling up by a crackling fire.
I had a feeling you enjoyed the smell of burning witches.
I should go to bed early tonight.