Oh, yes, a very pretty combination if that is all they give you in your cell.
I’m going to have a Merry Agnostic Holiday.
Really? Are you saying that you’re going to have a perfectly devoted Christian Christmas, only also thinking about the impossibility of knowing God’s true nature? No? Oh, what you mean is that you’re going to have a secular Christmas. *Seeeecular. * Repeat with me. Learn your words.
KPop is pop music made in Korea.
Dammit, you made me watch “Gangnam Style” again. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
I like root beer.
So did I…when I was twelve. It’s embarrassing to see an adult clinging desperately to their childhood.
I wish I could sleep in this morning.
You lazy sluggard!
I brought my snow boots to wear at work and it hasn’t snowed a single time since I brought them.
Winter just started today/ Like it’s never going to snow in the next three months? Get real!!!
I had a nice talk with the bus driver last night.
So you ignored the rule about not talking with the driver, which might distract him, resulting in a wreck killing or injuring numerous people. That must have been some important chat.
I haven’t ridden on a bus since the early 70s.
Bourgeois isolationist, eh buddy? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I think I’m going to approach my partner in an amorous manner somehow. Tomorrow.
Oh, that is SO too much information.
I think I need to drink more water.
So what’s stopping you? Water comes out free in every faucet, and a cup costs about #2.00 at a discount store.
Holiday shopping done. YES!
That’s not very kind, what about those that can’t afford to shop for gifts? It’s people like you that have to commercialize the whole damn season.
I finally baked some cookies tonight.
By now you are probably wishing you’d procrastinated on that a little longer.
My back has been hurting for a couple of days. Lower back if you must know.
I’ll call the shriners hospital for you…so all those deformed kids can come kick your whiny ass unconscious!
Will there ever be a rainbow?
Rainbow? What? You don’t like neutral colors? I bet you eat Skittles instead of Hershey bars.
Reminds me, I have a dental cleaning Jan. 3rd. Ha! Next year.
Some people would brush and floss until then, but…a…suit yourself.
Someone told me that they prayed for their team to win. And they did.
Funny how that stuff works. I’m going to pray for a million dollars. Like I said, funny how that stuff works.
I like shades of blue and purple, they are very nice.
Aah, yes, blue and purple remind me of my childhood—when my drunken father would beat me till my whole body was covered in bruises! Thanks for stirring up those memories!
I love having my family visit.
I hate having my family visit. If you had my family, you would too.
The store put out a holiday spread for its employees, and they remembered to include two vegetarian dishes.
Of course they did. (Eyes rolling.)
I made french fries for breakfast. I recommend this.
Don’t you mean American fries? What are you? Un-patriotic enough?
I want to take the tree down.