Still trying to convince her about that “assisted suicide” option? Can’t you let her make her own decision?
“Quintessential” refers, since antiquity, to the “fifth essence” that is the mysterious and thus most essential “fifth part” of all things, after the four elements, earth, air, fire, and water.
Stop trying to impress people about the “5th essence”
Most people would rather watch TV after a long day of work (relaxation)
Are you pregnant? Because you seem to be missing your periods.
I have an excellent sense of smell.
Smell this!
I’m watching a movie.
Great, is it the “Barney Movie” now, or just the usual porn?
Trying to use a trainer at the gym, but the weight lifting is tough.
You waste money on a gym and trainer?
After three days of cold, wet rain, it’s finally gotten warm and sunny out!
Wonderful! Now you can properly experience the thrill of avoiding sunlight and fresh air.
Whatever the next person says, they actually mean the opposite.
Go_Arachnid_Laser is one of the best posters on this board.
I take a walk outside everyday, getting fresh air, sunshine, and exercise.
What!? This is an outrage.
Those people in the upper peninsula got more snow last week.
Snow in May? Must be some alternative reality.
I’d rather talk a nice walk along the beach.
Oh, sure. As if beach erosion is a mere trifle!
The PGA Championship is this weekend.
Golf, the sport that makes bowling feel exciting!
A very merry unbirthday to you!
A sly hint, maybe? No one remembered again, huh?
I’ve been sweating all day. I need a shower.
Ugh. You don’t have to tell us.
I hate my computer.
So either you hate inanimate objects (about as dumb as being depressed by your coffee maker) or you are jealous of its superior intelligence compared to yours.
Just heard Wild Thing by Tone Loc on the Classic Rock channel on the radio.
It was Funky Cold Medina.
I was nicknamed Wild Man by my Little League coach.
And now you go by a board name inspired by our worst President? Really?
I so hope the Bruins give Boston a third sports title this year.
Do they cheat too, or is that just the Pats?
I’ve rested my leg for two weeks; time to see if my hamstring has healed.
The hamstring you injured during strenuous…eh, physical activity? Without wearing any clothes?
Arlo Guthrie’s Alice’s Restaurant is 50 years old this year.
Yeah? Well, I couldn’t get a cup of covfefe there!
I bought a tomato plant the other day.