Thus doing your part to help Monsanto buy out or bankrupt all independent family farms. Why do you hate America?
Leg feels pretty good, after a seven-mile run!
Petting your poor dog’s leg, after you forced him to run 7 miles back home?
Jukebox movies seem popular these days.
That’s RACIST!
I think…
DO YOU? I mean, don’t strain yourself much!
We had hail the size of BB shot coming down for 15 minutes straight yesterday, what crazy weather!
Did you? Oh my God. When I was a kid we had hail the size of watermelons. Entire buildings were flattened every winter. But did we complain about it? No! Because we weren’t snowflakes, like your generation.
The countries in the continent of Oceania are: Australia, Federated States of Micronesia, Fiji, Kiribati, Marshall Islands, Nauru, New Zealand, Palau, Papua New Guinea, Samoa, Solomon Islands, Tonga, Tuvalu, Vanuatu
Yeah, playing with the world atlas app gets you out of working. A-gain. Really?
I’d love to be on a slow boat to somewhere.
Typical of you: No direction; no ambition; polluter of the environment.
Some of those TV “Real Housewives” aren’t married!
Well color me SHOCKED!! You mean “reality TV” isn’t REAL? Oh NOES! Too bad the actual real world had to come by and BURST YOUR UNREALITY BUBBLE!!
Drinking a cup of coffee, eating an English muffin, having a quiet relaxing morning, before going to work…
Coffee has caffeine, English muffin is made with white flour…what’s quiet and relaxing about that?
Got the newest Leslie Meier cozy mystery to read over the weekend.
A cozy mystery eh? Probably full of grotesque serial killings, with a gratuitous dumb romance and political blabber tossed in, plus the “solution” is a character from page 50 and then not back for another 300 pages. Agatha Christie is spinning in her grave.
I liked reading Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass , when I was younger.
So you’re saying you’re a fan of a pedophile photographer?
My city is bracing for temperatures near the century mark this weekend.
And you still deny that the globe is warming. Who needs science.
My partner kinda irritated me today.
Yeah. STDs are kinda itchy, right? Ouch.
Went to a local farm today, for a lavender festival, walked through lavender fields, smelled lavender oils, ate lavender infused wine and cheese- nice.
I have to thank you, edspellman, for using euphemisms in case a minor read your post. I think that replacing “the derelict building where my dealer lives” and “meth pipe” with boring-sounding words was a good idea.
“One could do worse than be a swinger of birches.”
Yes, one could take the road not usually taken, but nooooo! YOU have to go play and shirk all your responsibilities!
Winter came, and it landed like a lead, or iron, balloon.
GOT means Get Over That! It’s done, fini, kaput - time to MOVE ON, to what’s left of your life!
Emilia Clarke required treatment for 2 brain aneurysms, and recovering from this, while performing in a weekly series, the 1st season.
Time to get your nose out of the fan mags, stop being a groupie, and do something useful. Like clean your house. Ever thought of that?
I bought a bird bath.
Those birds will be so clean, cleaner than you’ve EVER been! Phew!
My daughter’s leaving her dog with us to “dog sit”, we had to hide all the tennis balls or he’d chase them all day.
At your age, you probably won’t remember where you hid them.
I just ate a sticky bun, it was delicious.
And now you’re dirtying up your keyboard with all that delicious stickiness.
I just got the DV movie version of “Casraway” with Tom Hanks