…equal skin cancer, diabetes, and flash floods. Way to post something incredibly insensitive when Florida is bracing for a devastating hurricane, which just destroyed two Bahamian islands. Schmuck.
Yiddish is the best language for insults.
…said in English! Oy friggin vey!
My diverticulii are not acting up! Yay!
This isn’t a doctor’s forum, doofus.
This light bulb is too dim.
Nm
That’s not the only thing that’s dim.
Pretty soon, it’s time to pick pumpkins!
Is your security blanket clean, Linus?
This is a decent forum, better than most.
No life, huh? Get outta that basement.
I ate Cheetos for my snack…
Nothing wrong with that. Cheetos are delicious. Are you implying otherwise? Are you trying to attack me personally with that comment? Shame on you.
Casablanca is a movie.
Well, duh, it’s one of the great movie classics. Do you really think we’re that stupid? Jerk.
I’ve really got to start watching all these DVDs I’ve collected.
Yes, we’re all soooo impressed that you own Ernest Goes To Camp, Madea Goes To Jail, and Slutty Sorority Girls II: Getting The ASS-ociates Degree.
Running with a fun group tonight.
As Tom Paxton put it: 25 laps around the pond will make us tall and slim and blond. May I ad: NOT
Last night’s bus was right on time and got me to my town very quickly.
So? Mussolini made the trains run on time. What are you, some kind of fascist?!
I visited Mom and Dad down in Virginia over the weekend. They’re doing fine.
Yeah sure. Keep telling yourself that, after visiting them in that dump you call a nursing home. “We’re fine son,” sitting in diapers in bed 24/7, “Just… fine.”
My wife went to visit our sister-in-law, who is recovering after a stroke, to give her care and encouragement.
And to see what you can pilfer. We Know.
I haven’t used my shot glasses in months.
So you’re drinking straight from the bottle now?
It’s way to early to be awake on a Saturday.
You mean you still go to sleep Friday nights? Awwwe. How quaint.
I think my throat is getting tight from an allergy.
Unbutton your collar. You look silly.
I’m getting icecream, Yay!
You’re getting fat, Wah!
My daughter’s on tour in a Peppa Pig show, so I watched an episode tonight, so cute!
Did…you just compare your daughter to a hog? Father of the Year, right there!
“Shoat” is an archaic word for a young pig.
Thanks for that unneeded bit of trivia, Cliff Clavin.
It’s raining again.