I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

That’s Abominable! seriously hope it goes well, but say have them check for the tv clicker, it’s been misplaced around here somewhere.

Lil sis is in the house.

You’re in for it now. Bet she just RULES you, big bro.

Got an ECHO Show, and now my wife says to change it for a Facebook Portal.

For the love of all that is decent and kind in this world WHY would anyone want a video chatting device controlled by Facebook, privacy issues? alarming social media content? nosy Alexa AI bots? pick up a MF’ing phone to call your loved ones without subjecting them to 3rd dimension space invaders!

Lil Sis departed today for the wilds of Canada again.

What did you say to piss her off this time?

Just finished a McDonald’s sweet tea.

But go right ahead and smuggle 7 gallons of Arnold Palmer teas across the border, see if I care

Foggy and silent outside

That’s be right … half the fucking south east of Australia is enveloped in a firestorm for the past couple of months and you brag about being cold, wet and tranquil.

I got my kids Blackadder quote T-shirts for Christmas.

Every kid wants new clothes for Christmas instead of toys and video games.

I walked to and from my job on Saturday. First time I’ve done both, and walking home at ll p.m.I sw a lot of outside holiday decorations all lit up.

nm

what’s with the never minds speak your mind or forever hold your tongue

Got lost in a subdivision with streets of hyphenated ladies names today, sue ellen to barbara jean to another dead end.

(Got ninja’ed by Annie Xmas that’s why.)
You got something against ladies with two names, that some anti-Southern thing, like you think they’re trailer trash or something? Talk about male chauvinism!

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius…

Enough with the rock and roll commie pinko noise called music fad that won’t last two years, if that!

I ninja’d edspellman today!

Oh, Annie ninja’d this poster, Annie ninja’d that poster! I’m sick of it! (You ninja’d me today, too!)

I’m having pizza tonight.

Too lazy to cook so you just grab some sodium-laden, greasy, proccessed food in an environmentally unfriendly package out of the frozen food section, huh?

The cat got trapped in the TV room so peed on the futon, which I am now in the process of cleaning and deodorizing.

Serves you right. Don’t you know by now, these are furry balls of evil destructive force - these pets care nothing for your property, barely care at all for YOU. Sorry but it’s true.

Every now and then, I like a piece of good key lime pie.

Every now and then, like over the course of a day every couple hours another slice is pfffft gone? Thanks for leaving the empty pie tin for the rest of us!

I’m ready to leave my VW marriage and dip my toes in a Subie relationship, eh?

While some of us have to walk every where.

I got through 2019 and will see in 2020.

Come back tomorrow and say that.

Look around, leaves are brown, there’s a patch of snow on the ground.

It’s trip to the mailbox, hardly exciting or dangerous.

How would you choose to travel, by the polar express or on Totoro’s cat bus?

While that question is definitely from cloud cuckoo land, I’ll say that it depends what part of the UNCANNY VALLEY I’m visiting.

Underdog or Astro Boy?

Stop watching old cartoons, it’s rotting your brain.

Days are getting longer, little by little.