And it shows, where’s your gratitude for mass transportation that provides a safe comfortable ride to your destination at a nominal cost?
I will always love you but it is over between us.
You can’t leave me. No one else will have you. You’re pathetic. Get back here. I’ll accept crawling. You disgust me. Hurry back. You don’t need time to think. I’ve been following you. You’ve got someone else everywhere, don’t you? Slut! Get back here!!
My dog loves me.
You’d think that, the wagging tail, the big puppy eyes, the lolling tongue, all cry out utter devotion. Yet day by day, behind your back, he plots, he plans, he schemes — for your COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION!!! You have been warned.
My wife wants to get a kitten, but I think our older cat will be jealous.
Get two kittens, they’ll amuse each other and old cat will be alpha, don’t you know anything about feline relationships Mrow!
Wine or whiskey tonight?
How soon after you make that choice comes the slurring, weeping, stumbling around, and finally soiling yourself?
Going to bed early tonight, for a long run tomorrow morning.
Just wait until sunrise don’t be one of those fools who jog at o’dark-thirty.
Nice people at Walgreens.
My local Walgreen’s has a sign on their outside litter basket NO USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLES, along with a picture of one with the red circle with a slash line through it. How nice is a person who needs that bit of information?
I love the houses people decorate and light up for the holidays.
So, you’re sneaking around, looking into people’s houses? Yeah, that’s not creepy or anything…
Long run accomplished! 18 miles. And, chela’s prohibition notwithstanding, the bulk of it done before sunrise.
Good run, but under the cover of darkness let’s hope you didn’t squat on someone’s lawn and take a crap.
I have a bookshelf edition of The Game Of Life.
Instead of playing The Game of Life, why aren’t you out living it?
Got Wicked and Son of a Witch for a quarter each at the local library.
Oh Great Supporter of the Literary Arts. Pffffffff.
I bought for $1 Rolling Stone Encyclopedia of Rock and Roll at the library’s used book sale. Yes there’s still a little groupie in me.
Oh Great Supporter of the Literary Arts. Pffffffff.
A friend gave me an early B-day present: A nice big red basket filled with luscious fruit. Yummers!
Yes, eat that all up, a recipe for irritable bowel! You out of the bathroom yet?
My wife’s early B-day present, a kitty!
?oh! so you solicited donations via the kitty and gave nickels and dimes to your wife fer her birthday?
Bulk mailings of holiday catalogs was way down this year.
While being mesmerized by a dimly lit computer monitor is way up. Creating dimly lit computer addicts.
Winter Solstice suggests that it’s time for rest and renewal.
Oh, are you too fragile to go outside in the cold?
Getting lots of extra work time in the store this week!
You may be working extra but it don’t mean they be paying you extra, check your paystub!
Sunny and 39 degrees outside, what’s a girl to do?
Yeah we know you wanna strut around in a bikini but sometimes you just have to put on clothes and a coat!
Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.
Not when it comes at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Solstice is over, days will finally be getting longer.
More opportunities to justify a wasted life, huh?
Getting an ultrasound on my abdominal region tomorrow.