I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

What’s this obsession about taking the bus and walking home? It’s not like you were walking on water, y’know.

My sis sent me photos of her new granddaughter, from Canada. What a cute baby!

Mailed from Canada? check the post date you know that baby is walking by now!

I know a boomer who turned 65 today.

Oh good, you know an old person, such an accomplishment.

Drinking strawberry tea.

You a health nut? What’s wrong with regular tea?

I’m wearing my new winter coat today.

That poor mink died for YOU!

Just got caught up on the new Star Wars series, The Mandalorian.

Will there never be PEACE in the galaxy?

It’s December, that means more Hoopla borrows are waiting for me.

Face glued to the screen, huh? I’ll buy you a putty knife.

I’m going to try CBD oil again.

Of course you are. And when that’s not enough, why not smoke some reefer? And when that doesn’t work, hey, let’s do some pills, and then go for a bump of coke and before you know it you’re living in the street jonesing for your next hit of meth. Shame on you.

Canada is the country with more victories in the World Curling Championships, with 36 for men and 17 for women.

So Canada’s good at chasing teapots. How is that a sport again?

Almost freezing, not quite, but cold enough to wear gloves.

Oy such a tragedy you have to wear gloves! Are they too tight on your fingers? Did they break the bank? Allow me to cry some crocodile tears about how you have to wear gloves!! Stop complaining and move to Miami already, then you’ll NEVER have to wear gloves AGAIN!!!

Eating yogurt helps my digestion.

If you didn’t eat so much crap, your stomach probable wouldn’t need help would it.

There is still much “male privilege” attitude in American society that harms women and girls.

Twisted Sister

I’m binge watching Catherine the Great, Helen Mirren is a bad ass!

“Bad ass” indeed! At her age, I don’t want anyone to praise, or visualize, Helen Mirren’s ASS! Augghh!

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 3rd season is brilliant, hilarious!

WHat’s not hilarious is Amazon’s corporate tactics to avoid taxes, exploit workers and its white collar toxic environment, wean yourself offa the bezos bullshit!
Just signed up for healthcare through the Marketplace.

I’m glad for your securing your healthcare BUT I decry your stealth attempt to bring political controversy into this thread. First arguments pro and con over Obamacare, then deteriorating into stupid liberal and conservative memes posted and people on both sides called snowflakes,etc etc. We don’t need that!

Bunnies, puppies, kittens, cute!

You, you, you. Saccharine.

I’m almost out of cinnamon toothpicks.

Toothpicks? Some people are almost out of cinnamon (and any other flavor of) food!

Too freaking cold out today

Well you can wait 20 years, then climate change will turn your frozen tundra into the tropics! We’ll all be underwater then but you’ll be nice n toasty!

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul, with a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal…

A children’s character who smokes a pipe? Isn’t that illegal now?

The bus showed up on time today

I’m sure that was a life changing event.

I hate taking the bus.