You’re watching you life essence being scrubbed away down the tube, why not seeker a higher calling than watching pointless clips of human hijinks and misdemeanors!
THere is a tub of vegan ice cream in my freezer.
And there it should stay, if you have any functioning tastebuds, vegan faux foods, bleaghhhh!!
Cookin’ up some ham and navy bean soup.
I see someone finally threw you a bone, so stay in that kitchen and keep cooking cookie.
my witch hazel is about to bloom!
Why do you think it’s called “witch” hazel. Growing devil’s plants again?
The library’s Sunday music is a really good cello player. I’m enjoying it.
And you’re posting here while listening? Real classy.
Just made some pasta salad.
If it has mayo i will hate it!
they say if you eat pasta you run fasta
Those who forsake punctuation and caps didn’t finish high school, perhaps.
I still watch Seinfeld often.
Making you full of yadda, yadda, yadda.
Just happen to be watching The Crown and Dublin Murders on Brit TV this week.
you say that as if it were a random occurrence, season 3 is here everyone is watching, but not me I’m savoring season 2 still!
I’m craving fat and salt
Ok, go, chela. Go yet yourself a half-dozen Baconators.
I had trout meuniere for Thanksgiving.
My father choked to death on a trout… quivers in front of me. 
I hear the weather in Punta Arenas is lovely this time of year.
People can say anything. Don’t make it the truth.
I just got the Elvis Christmas LP off the library sale shelf.
Oh lord, nothing like a blue christmas with skips and scratches
Venturing downtown today to mix with the hoi polloi.
Be careful not to walk into things with your nose in the air like that.
Smoked a turkey in a brand new smoker for Thanksgiving, yum yum.
Aromatic hydrocarbons in your turkey, yum yum?
Seven swans just went swimmingly by.
“Seven swans a swimming.” You angling for all those presents in that Christmas song? Where you gonna put all those drummers, pipers, lords, ladies, milkmaids, and all those birds?! I say ask for the 5 gold rings and call it a day.
We had snow on Thanksgiving, in Southern California!
Tell that to Albert Hammond and he can do a remake “It Never Sounds in California.”
Despite a late bus and crappy weather, I got home last night.
But you were late gosh darnit!
I saw a baby cougar cross the road I swear it!
So you’re happy that some greedy developer or soulless highway engineer ran a road right through this poor creature’s habitat? Sure, it made it across the road this time…
Just lit the first fire of the year, on a cold 42 deg night.
42 degrees is COLD to you? We had 25 degrees and six inches of snow yesterday.
But I still got home on the bus and by walking the last two blocks to my house.