Well don’t look at me to help you unload your groceries, sheesh.
It’s a 4 weddings and a funeral type day.
Beats me what kind of day that is, but it doesn’t make you sound like a frigging ray of sunshine! I’m picturing you at a wedding saying “Gee, wish I were at a funeral right now!” Thanks, Captain Bringdown.
My wife wants me to quit Facebook and go on Twitter.
She’s co-dependant in your social media addiction, get a grip!
House prices are dropping.
Do you think a buyer’s market will allow you to dump your ramshackle hut on some unsuspecting rube before the bottom drops out? Sounds a little desperate to me!
Saw Tower of Power in concert over the weekend, they still deliver cool funky sounds.
burn this mother up! give up the funk!
I think I’m going to Katmandu
Strong shit, huh? Can you get me some?
Got a staff meeting in the morning. We’ll have bagels, coffee, and tea.
where’s the fruit the yougurt the cream cheese, how can you function at all on just bagels coffee and tea?
pay day is delayed again thanks Nov 11
Thousands of people died on that day, leading to wars that killed thousands more, and you’re complaining about a slight delay in your paycheck? Some people.
Drinking cola with home made banana syrup.
Great! A drug reference and a penis reference, all in one drink.
I returned two books to my library today.
OH BOY! That was THRILLING! I just BET you MADE the librarian’s day!
Just saw my daughter in a professional children’s show, on stage, good for her, cute for the kids!
Oh so you’re the guy who ignored the rules about no video recordings of the show, bootlegger!
I should learn how to darn socks.
Too cheap to buy new ones? Also, you might get fewer holes in the toes if you trimmed your toe nails once in a while.
Winter’s early.
What? Winter started a dozen days ago according to the Celtic pagan calendar, which puts the solstices and equinoxes in the middle of the season. But all you ignorant people know about is the “standard” calendar.
I dug out my winter coat, hat, scarf and mittens in honor of the beginning of the Celtic pagan winter.
Skulking off to do Lord knows what strange rituals with your Wiccan friends.
Gotta change my tie, this one has a stain.
I suppose that will lead to a shirt and sock change too, late again!
I don’t care for red ties.
Chela! Red ties have been avoiding you! For a reason!
I spent the night at Hard Rock Hotel. Bought a pin.
Such a big spender, Ebenezer! Bet the room was comped too.
Listening to Chopin Etudes, beautiful!
just beautiful? is that the extent of your praise? where’s the emotion, the rapture, do you not have any tears of joy to give up, we’re talking about the man who inspired DeBussy ffs!
Donna the BUffalo is coming to town this saturday, (woot).
just (woot)? is that the extent of your praise? where’s the emotion, the rapture, do you not have any tears of joy to give up, we’re talking about the group that couldn’t even spell their name correctly!
Billy the Buffalo is feeling blue cuz the Patriots are ahead in the standings.
Most of USA is blue for the same reason, bub. Dynasties! Harrummph.
Sometimes I spend too much time on Youtube.