AND too lazy or cheap to buy a new one! What do monitors cost now, 30 bucks? Enough whining and buy one already!
My wife’s knee was hurting so I cooked dinner for us last night.
So what, you cooked, but did you clean, did you run ice to the knee? golf clap for you.
I ate a caramel filled M&M thinking it was an almond, it turned my smile upside down.
Next time you should just be thankful you had an M&M.
I just had some ice cream cake, yum!
For breakfast, lunch and dinner, yuck!
Reading a book in my backyard, looking at mountains in the distance, relaxing.
I have heard of procrastinators like you.
I am watching the World Series.
2 zip top o the 4th don’t make me CRY
leftover ziti tonight tomorrow beef and green bean stiryfry.
You eat dead cows? Yuck!
I put together a great costume for Halloween. I’m going to be a hippie.
Well you won’t have to practice the vacant stare, will you?
Sometimes, I forget about Thread Games.
Senility sometimes starts early, see a doctor!
My peppers plant just keeps growing yummy peppers, it’s a gift that keeps on giving!
And your neighbors have filled several police reports about the demented person who breaks into their houses and leaves bushes of peppers on their kitchen tables (in NJ, we lock our kitchen doors so people don’t do this with zucchini).
I just had a great 7-11 pumpkin muffin washed down with a pumpkin latte. I loves me some pumpkin.
You think they clean those machines nightly and you like what is basically fancy sand and laxatives in your cuppa, enjoy, urp.
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
When it does, I’ll let you shovel.
I hate snow.
well then do you prefer hail, fire or plague instead?
I’d rather do the mambo.
I’d rather not watch THAT (unless I need a good laugh)!
I’m hearing Russian sailors curse, on the news, right now.
Nyet my Zho-pa
I left a tropical plant outside to die.
I bet you’re the type to overfeed your gold fish, on purpose.
It was still dark at 7 am.
Let me introduce you to this amazing invention called a light switch.
My neighbor burns his garbage, but its downwind from me :shrug:
But HE’S downwind from YOU, pretty bad that he has to burn garbage to block YOUR smell!
My dog likes his squeaky chew toy.
My dogs like toys, too, but I didn’t hear you offer to get any new ones for them. That’s rather selfish.
I had yesterday off work, but I spent the day working.
Searching for online porn is not working.
Just got back from grocery shopping.