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“Altered”? Are you “altered” with this dish? What ingredients are we talking here? THC? LSD? MDA? Magic mushrooms? That’s some freaky shrimp dish, dude!
Wanna see the new Breaking Bad movie.
Looking for tips on making home made drugs? Yeah, you talk about me and drugs…
It’s raining again.
Don’t sweat it, Elphaba, you won’t melt!
Flying cross country to see my brother and sister in law.
Ugh. It goes to show, no matter how far away you go, you can’t never get completely rid of some annoying relatives…
I’m rubber, you’re glue…
Last time I heard that was from some brain damaged kid in grade school… is that you, Bob?
Time for the space heater…
Space heater? you mean the freaking SUN isn’t hot enough for you?
My cat is using a stack of mags as a scratching post and I’m ok with it.
Too cheap to buy a real scratching post?
I got some great clothes at a free market last week.
more like the FREAK market what a scam! :dubious:
today was the last day for the beatnik bazaar, i had no car to go
A real beatnik would have put on his sandals and walked/thumbed a ride to the event.
I just bought 8 pairs of underwear and 1 pair of cheap jeans at Walmart. I’m good to go for another decade now.
You change underwear once a year and jeans once a decade? You should be declared a toxic Superfund cleanup site! Phew!
Time for challah French toast, best breakfast ever!
Heathen! Everyone knows waffles with a side of sausage is the best breakfast.
This house is falling apart.
nothing you can’t fix with a few roofing nails and scrap metal. Get Busy!
I heard there would be sex in my sixties.
Did your genitals not get the same memo? Also you’re creeping out all the twenty somethings at those clubs, you should know by now.
Got a crick in my neck, should go away with some stretches.
Hangman says you know what else will go away when you stretch your neck, your life!
Gallows humor is never inappropriate.
Oh I bet you’re a LAFF RIOT at funerals!
Sad about Elijah Cummings, isn’t it?
You mean his 2006 election, running unopposed and only getting 98%? If that’s not good enough, move to North Korea.
It’s a beautiful day today. Sunny, not too warm, not too cold.
Egads have a care! it’s only a beautiful day if you get to experience it!
THere are worse smelling things than skunk spray.
And it is coming from your shoe rack. Have mercy.
The phlegm in my throat is loosening.
Swallow it, don’t spit on the ground like a classless idiot.
My monitor just died, using an old one with inferior picture.