Did everyone else leave you, or did you eat them?
I have to go downstairs and do laundry now.
Euphemisms for stealing someone’s clothes is not cool. Dirty thief.
I’m making Chicken for supper.
Only G-d can Make a Chicken, OK?
Root beer floats tonite, woohoo!
Root beer doesn’t float, tonight or any other night.
The cat is sleeping at my feet.
The cat probably has a good excuse for laying around and napping, what’s yours?
I’m going to bed early tonight, looking forward to it.
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” - Meh, in your case, maybe not so much.
Ate an egg.
Killed a chicken. And think of the cholesterol!
We are having one warm if rainy wet winter.
Yet you still don’t admit to the reality of global warming, SCIENCE DENIER!
I feel ebullient.
Good for you, expanding your vocabulary like that, but no one asked how you were feeling.
I feel fine.
Don’t be so defiant, jeez what’s wrong with you?
snow machines are converging outside
Don’t be so paranoid! They’re just cleaning your street, not making you snowed in the whole winter, jeez!
Lotsa people say jeez round here.
jeez o pete fer crying out loud and for pity’s sake!
What if god was one of us?
“Would he be just a slob… like you?” (Hey don’t look at me, you asked the question.)
Looks like Mackie’s back in town.
Mackie ain’t jack
i see ten fingers one is pointin at you
Didn’t your mother ever tell you it’s not polite to point?
All our last few comments were from songs, nothing personal.
Well, thank you for the music!
Barry Manilow did NOT write “I Write the Songs”
And thank YOU for that factoid, Mrs. David Cassidy!
Now that I think of it, most TV shows I watched as a kid in the 60s were really silly (Batman, I Dream of Jeannie, Patridge Family, cartoons, etc,etc).
Most of the 1960’s was really silly. Remember the fad of rock music that died in two years just as was predicted?
I got through a very bad day at work yesterday.
Maybe it wasn’t a bad day, maybe you just had a bad attitude, be responsible.
There’s going to be a lot of stuff going on at work next week.
stuff is fluff it’s better than doing nothing
but nothing is better than sunshine on a cloudy day