Loading up on all those carbs isn’t good for you.
I still drive a 2002 model car.
You ain’t fooling anybody with bread making, admit it, it’s a new doorstop.
51K in a can is nice on occassion.
(Think panache beat you to it, chela)
If it was up to you, we’d all still be driving Model T’s, Luddite!
I like listening to Gorillaz, even though I’m definitely not in their demographic.
THey write the songs the make whe whole world sing? get out!
The Russian Federation wants to make a deal with me.
Who the hell do you think you are, Trump?
I may be going to northern France next summer.
And I may be going to marry Donald Trump next summer. Spare me from the might maybes of the world.
I read the Peach Cobbler Murder on Sunday, which starts on Groundhog Day. The fact it contains the word “Peach,” like in impeachment, is pure coincidence.
Annie, I’ve read what you’ve just wrote over and over. Sounds like complete gobbledegook to me. You’re losing your marbles, right?
I do like to read a good murder mystery now and then.
Go do your ‘homework’ on how to commit the ‘perfect murder’ someplace else.
Given the choice between a bowl of chili and a grape flavored popsicle, I’d go with the chili.
SO would I but not that California chili chit
What was that shining orb in the sky today?
Uh… the Sun? That’s a big DUH!
Can people yet pronounce the name Buttigieg right?
What difference does it make? People text, not talk.
A new Leslie Meier novella Christmas Card Murder comes out this year.
ANOTHER murder mystery? Isn’t this a little obsessive, maybe even…creepy?
People are on their phones too much.
It’s better than being addicted to drugs or alcohol, am I right? The only people who cause problems are the ones who text and drive.
I’m a 22 year old college student who enjoys watching the evening news instead of looking it up on my phone.
Yeah? Don’t you know the evening news is biased, but everything on the Internet is the honest truth?
I almost choked to death Friday. Good thing I know how to do the Heimlich maneuver on myself.
Good gracious are you TRYING to kill yourself? STOP STUFFING FOOD DOWN YOUR GULLET LIKE A PIG!! You may live longer!
Wearing a pink shirt and tie to work today.
Only piggies look pretty in pink-
Do you know what I hold in my hand?
What a dumb riddle. Who are you, Bilbo Baggins? IS IT THE PRECIOUSSSSS!!!
Lord of the Rings movies were great but dragging out the Hobbit for 3 movies was too long.
So now you’re a movie critic?
I’ve had the sniffles and I’ve been sneezing a lot.
OMG IT MUST BE THE CORONAVIRUS! WE BETTER QUARANTINE YOU ASAP!
Final seasons of Homeland and Better Call Saul, time to get the popcorn.
So, as suspected the movie critic role didn’t work out for you, so now you’re trying to be a tv critic? You should really get a day job.
I’m enjoying some peace and quiet, it’s just me and the dogs here.