And you’re still playing. Still crazy (after all these years). Let me clue you, the shrink stuff may not be helping.
OK, I’ll listen to some Paul Simon.
Oh sure, support the apartheid-boycott-ignoring cultural imperialist white man that ripped off Los Lobos.
I had salmon and orzo for lunch.
Farm raised chum salmon is what that really is.
I’m drinking a glass of water that was procured from an underground resevoir filtered by permeable rock and glacier tills.
That sounds lovely, just lovely. Certainly, decades of air pollution resting on the glaciers and decades of layers of chemical fertilizers sifting through the soil couldn’t possibly get to your water. Keep believing that.
I’m beginning to think the impeachment process has biased congresspersons on each side.
Oh heaven forfend we vote for politicians with particular points of view! On the other hand are you saying that there is “bias” against corruption and criminality - most of us have that “bias”, don’t you?
Waiting for my wife, outside the hair salon.
Geez, dude, grow a pair!! It’s beta cucks like you passively waiting for some feminazi that are ruining America. I bet she’s spending your money getting all dolled up for Chad.
I think I need a shower.
Ya think? The dog is gagging and the cat is trying to bury you like a turd in thelitter box, get naked, wet and soaped up already!
Indiana car plates at the AirBnb this week, they’re all walking around staring at the tall trees, idkw.
Oh we know, you run this Airbnb scam, get the rubes from Indiana staring at the tall trees at your place, WHILE YOU BREAK INTO THEIR CARS AND GRAB THEIR CASH AND VALUABLES! Oh we know all right.
Remember to floss.
Like you do Daily with your Floss Dance Partner?
Pizza balls, a whole pie in one bite.
And in one swallow, no doubt. Look down. Can’t see your feet, can you? Trust me – don’t take a laxative after your pizza ball.
I like a big dark chocolate bar and I eat is slowly, too. Two squares per day. So, there.
woops, my bad
Say! Pipe down and wipe that chocolate smear off your face.
Off to sift cat litter
What? I mean it’s too EZ- excuse me while I HURL! Huk-BLEAGGHHHHHH!!! Urg…
Consider the lilies of the field, they toil not, neither do they spin.
Oh Holy Jesus it ain’t Sunday!
Truthfinder has got the goods on ya’ll.
Truthfinder couldn’t find their own ass with two hands.
Celebrated a friend’s birthday with triple chocolate cake yesterday.
What no singing telegrams or celebrity impersonator?you mean NOBODY jumped out of the CAKE? NOthing? but cake…sad.
On the 101st day they wore spots.
WHAT the HECK is that, some bizarro version of 101 Dalmatians, written by Cruella DeVil herself?! Sick!!
Now for a nice bowl of clam chowder.
CHowder the grub of the proletariat, what’sso nice about it?
There’s a patchwork elephant in my medicine cabinet. His name is Elmer.
And when do you take this “medicine”, when you’ve come unglued?
I’ve taken my morning pills, along with a big mug of strong coffee.
Taken all those pills and still self medicating with caffeine? You belong in rehab.
Got a big book on making bread off the library’s free shelf.