I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.

Thread Games
1843

Lazy! Aren’t we?
I’m reading 3 days worth of mail.

1844

Talk about lazy, can’t even drag yourself to the mailbox for 3 days.

Cooking brownies.

1845

One bakes brownies, unless you’re hooked on cocoa then you cook it.

I hung sheets on the solar dryer today.

1846

Yes, yes, that ought to catch all the viruses you want for your guests. Jeeez.

It was fun wearing a mask as I entered a gas station store.

1847

Gee, let me guess–I bet the previous poster is white, huh? A nice respectable bourgeois white person. Try wearing a mask into a gas station store if you’re a Person of Color, see what it gets you!
Had a brief power outage tonight–sounded like a transformer blew–but the power’s back on, the A/C is back on, and (of course) the Internet is back on.

1848

Heaven forfend, you can’t access porn for a few hours!

Played Scattergories last night with the fam, via ZOOM.

1849

You probably cheated, and still lost, right?

I’m hungry I wonder what I should have for lunch today?

1850

Do you have a Choice?NO You don’t it’s spam spam spam!

Xfinity watchathon is here!

1851

I’d rather watch Netflix over Xfinity.

Also, 2021 doesn’t seem to be as bad as 2020…

1852

Thanks, shithead. You just jinxed the rest of the year.

This is the first day of Spring! New growth, new life, more sunshine!

1853

Are you sure it’s the first day of Spring?

I hope that you have a nice Thanksgiving…

1854

Huh ? You know damn well i live in England and therefore have very little to be thankful for.

There’s an almost total eclipse of a beaver blood moon tomorrow.

1855

Will you be casting spells on your enemies?

I need a couple of Ibuprofen.

1856

A couple today, tomorrows dose will kick you through the gateway to hard use. Put an ice pack on it!

I can’t clean house yet when I have a cat on my lap.

1857

I’ll bet you are popular at work at finding excuses. And how many jobs have you had?

I like serene music when I’m frazzled.

1858

If you think we don’t know that “serene music” is a thinly disguised euphemism
for snorting cocaine then you are very much mistaken.

Now, i’m going to make a cup of coffee and watch the snooker final.

1859

“Snooker final” = Porn

I’m going to go watch a Christmas movie.

1860

Why don’t you watch dust mounds form? Just as interesting.

I’m going to make chili tomorrow.

1861

And share your ass-gas with everyone on the train and in the office?? Nice way to be passive-aggressive.

I have a meeting first thing in the morning at work.

1862

I’m trying to enjoy my day off! Do you think I want to hear about all your hard work? Way to harsh my buzz.

I plan to donate $500 to my favorite charity this Christmas.