How can Chivas Regal be considered a charity?
I gotta finish my yard work today.
Don’t rake the damn leaves! They’re an important habitat for overwintering.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
We ?! You don’t speak for everyone, buster.
Only 14 shopping days 'til christmas.
Why don’t you just go on and join in the anxious cult of commercialism?
I want stereo speakers for my iphone, by the way.
Even though I’ve never owned an iPhone, I have no complaints using an Android.
Easter is almost here…
And now it’s gone, stuff happens, try to get over it.
It’s a lovely day, it looks like Spring has finally arrived!
We don’t all live in the northern hemisphere.
Ronnie is 5-3 up against Judd.
Sounds like a riveting nail biter of a match, but of what exactly I have no idea, tiddlywinks, jacks, sumo wrestling?
There’s a glut of free organs on marketplace, who knew?
What, you don’t believe in free enterprise? Free stuff is socialism. Legal tender makes the world go ‘round, you know.
Uh, just where can I get the free organs. My son-in-law wants to take up music.
Next I suppose you’ll want all of us to listen to your son-in-law play and pretend we actually think he’s got any talent.
Tomorrow I am borrowing a friend’s pick-up truck in order to run an errand involving an extremely large musical instrument.
So you’re going to be handling an extremely large ORGAN? Why do you need the truck then?
I had some yummy brisket at an AA party this past weekend.
You expect me to waste my time faking offence at that ?
None of my leek seeds have germinated.
Leeks? You couldn’t just plant plain ordinary onions like regular people?
May the Fourth be with you.
-“BB”-
A Star Wars reference? Everyone knows Star Trek is better science fiction.
I paid my rent a day early because the first fell on a Sunday.
I hope that doesn’t mess up your billing/payment cycle.
In other news, I hope you’re enjoying the hockey & basketball playoffs…
Hockey shmokey! Sports smorts! Watch some murder shows for crying out loud!
I wish that in the house hunting shows, they would find a body.
I’m not ready for summer, Spring, it’s going by too fast!
I miss the nice/warm weather, but Thanksgiving is next week and before you know it, it’ll be Christmas… Time must be going too fast for you…
Furthermore, I wonder if the OP is still an active member on Straight Dope…
Why do you have to worry about other people like that. Just live your life, will ya?
I’m glad to see this thread come back. It’s fun to be easily offended.
What were you waiting for, a gold-plated invitation?
I’m getting some pumpkin pie.