Better see a doctor about that nose problem of yours!
Inna and I celebrated three years together yesterday. 
Do you have to brag about it? Many of us didn’t have anything to celebrate yesterday.
I hate snow.
So you’re rooting for global warming.
I like a winter that’s actually cold.
So you’re rooting for another Ice Age?
I wish grocery stores would decide once and for all whether bacon bits – real or artificial – will be stocked with the spices, with the produce, or with the meat products.
-“BB”-
You don’t have too much to really think about do you?
My back is bothering me again.
And what’s that compared to the Beckham family feud.
I’ve had just about all the heartache I can stand (according to Dolly Parton rolling down the track)
How about some empathy? Oh, sure, your heart is breaking because Dolly said so.
How does anyone enjoy snow? It’s just awful.