"I rather ____ than be ____ " game!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
101

I’d rather be one of the silly gold-digging women on Joe Millionaire than be Bush and Osama’s love slave.

102

I’d rather be Bush and Osama’s love slave than ** be killed by a nuclear blast over Bush’s terrible foreign policy**

103

[sub] sorry that last one was more meant for the Pit… [/sub]

104

Yes I can tell… :mad:

105

I’d rather be** killed by a nuclear blast over Bush’s terrible foreign policy ** than ** listen to people whine incessantly about politics they disagree with**.

106

Thanks, Elfkin, we’d all been stymied by that.

I’d rather listen to people whine incessantly about politics they disagree with than listen to an oldies station all day.

107

I’d rather listen to an oldies station all day than be accused of whining for participating in the democratic process.

108

I’d rather be accused of whining for participating in the democratic process than HAVE A STUCK CAPS LOCK KEY.

Man, that would be annoying. Like that Will Farrell character on SNL who COULD not CONTROL the volume of HIS VOICE!

109

[sub] thanks… I was having a terrible day. My apologies for holding up the game… even if my point was valid, it was more for the pit than in the spirit of this game…[/sub]

Anyway…

I’d rather HAVE A STUCK CAPS LOCK KEY than have my tongue suck to a sign post in Winnipeg in January.

110

err… tongue STUCK…

111

I’d rather have my tongue suck to a sign post in Winnipeg in January. than Uth thth thshshhth ththhhh thhhhhhhhh

112

I’d rather Uth thth thshshhth ththhhh thhhhhhhhh than have my wisdom teeth removed without anesthetic

113

I’d rather have my wisdom teeth removed without anesthetic than see Stephen Harper in 24 Sussex Drive.

114

I’d rather see Stephen Harper in 24 Sussex Drive than see ** get 1,000,000 paper cuts and thrown in a vat of vinegar**

[sub] but it is a VERY tough call… Alliance Party… shudders [/sub]

115

I’d rather get 1,000,000 paper cuts and thrown in a vat of vinegar than be subjected to one of lieu’s farts.
Ever knock a baby down with a fart?

116

I’d rather be subjected to one of lieu’s farts than cut one of lieu’s farts.

117

<pissy hijack>
Wow, my game is part of the democratic process! I’m touched :rolleyes:
</pissy hijack>

carry on

118

I’d rather ** cut one of Lieu’s farts** than go to a shark petting zoo.

119

I’d rather go to a shark petting zoo than lie in a box full of bugs, a la "Fear Factor."

120

I’d rather lie in a box full of bugs, a la “Fear Factor” than eat a box full of syringes.