"I rather ____ than be ____ " game!

I’d rather have to read poems by Rod McKuen every day for a month than have Freddie Kruger as a proctologist.

I’d rather have Freddie Kruger as a proctologist than have Lorena Bobbit as a urologist.

I’d rather have Freddie Kruger as a proctologist than be forced to watch nothing but every single one of the “Dude, we’re getting a Dell” commercials on TV over and over for the rest of my days.

BTW, I believe my sig could fit inwith this game:D

ack…forgot to turn on sig…

I’d rather have Lorena Bobbit as a urologist than have Michael Jackson as a child minder.

Sorry dahempfaerie you was just beaten by Monstre