I received some bad news in the mail today

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

This is just so wrong.
It came in the mail. I looked at the return address, and just couldn’t believe it.

It can’t be. It must be a mistake. There’s just no way it can be happening.

I forced myself to open it. My hands were shaking.
I read the words, and still couldn’t believe it.

It was just shocking, totally beyond belief. I shrieked and flung it across the room, and then sank to the floor and cried.

How could this happen?

It was my 20-year high school reunion notice. :eek:
I am officially OLD.

2

Naw, you’re not old.

The old people are the ones that are about 10 years ahead of you. See how this works? If you are 20, those 30 year-olds are “old”. If you are 30, the 40 year-olds are “old”. And if you are 40, them 50 year-olds are “old”.

And so on, and so on.

See how this works?

Works for me. I’m not old. No, not me! :smiley:

3

You’re not really old until your high school reunions start coming at odd intervals, and they start combining a few classes so they can get a dozen or so people together.

4

Next year will be my 30th, and I don’t know where the time went. When I was little and heard that people lived to be seventy years old I wondered what they did to fill up all that time. Now I think “It’s not enough, dammit!”