Line forms to the left. No genital contact, please. Please keep contact limited to 10 seconds in duration so that everybody who wants a chance to touch me can do so.
- nudge, nudge - :dubious:
<ten-foot pole>
[flings pole away] - poke, poke -
Where are my pliers?
One sec…lemme just get my kickin’ boots on…
Back of the line, sheep boy.
touch**touch Ooooohhh
:sound of crickets chirping:
::gets out peacock feather::
I’m out.
touch
Hmm…slightly yielding, in a spongy loofa sort of way. Somewhat clammy, also.
No, I don’t think I’ll be doing that again…
If I do… you’re not gonna do the “Poppin’Fresh” giggle are you?
Cuz that would be just sick.
.
oooo - may I???
Who wants to touch me? I said ‘WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN’ TOUCH ME’?
touch
hmmm, curiously squishy… with a hint of… EGOMANIAC.
Well, better that than a whoopee cushion sound.
The part I touched had some kind of fuzz on it :eek:
WTF ??
:dubious:
I renewed last month and no one told me there could have been touching involved!
$14.95 and all I got was this lousy screen name :smack:
Careful – could end up like this example.
inches little toe towards Thespos, shutting eyes
You feel like cheese! Eeeeee!