I simply deplore Brittany Murphy

She rides my last nerve.

I can’t even put my finger on it, really.

Except that she does these weird-ass dopey-faces, kinda like doped-out meets innocent meets wanna-be sexy.

She is soooo aware of the camera at all times, and I can see straight through her game.

Ugh.

I am hatin’ on her.

Don’t you be talking trash about my Luanne.

You betta shut yo’ mouth, beeeyotch.
wags finger

Her performance in 8 Mile was beyond skanky.

Ugh, I made the sad mistake of watching “Summer Catch” last night. And guess what Netflix sends me today???
“Just Married”
Mama Leutia <—or however the fuck you spell it!

Eh, I’d do her.

She’d get it fo’ sho’

Who? Oh, the hot chick from that stupid looking movie with that guy who is supposely hot (I don’t get it, but men aren’t by bag).

Yeah, she’s hot.

Is it just me, or has she had a TON Of stuff done to her face?

She was really cute and unique in “Clueless” but she seems to have done a Michael Jackson type morph on her face.

She also looks close to anorexic, IMHO. I saw a preview for her new movie (something about her being a nanny to some precocious kid) and she looked like a bobble-head doll to me.

I love me some skanks. They’re just so … skanky.

Incidentally, “Bobble-headed Doll” would make a keen band name.

She was in Clueless? Who did she play?

The makeover chick.

She looks methorexic to me.

She played “Thai” (Tai sp?), the cute “new girl” from NYC or whereever. East Coast anyway.

She had a really adorable, slightly “ethnic” look. Curly dark hair, natural looking ringlets. Very different face. Had a cute figure. Now she looks like a carbon copy of all the rest.

Really?! Wow, what happened? I don’t totally disapprove, but I liked her a lot better in Clueless.

Again, I’d fuck her.

I think she’s a good actress, in a Jennifer Jason Leigh kind of way, especially as she gets older.

BUT, I saw her promoting 8 mile and after I saw it, I’m thinking…WTF? Did her agent just say, you basically ride people? I just don’t get that role for her.

The goal of her role was to be a skanky hood rat, I think she played it well.