From GQ:
Which web site has the
Fishy Taste/Smell
And a double from MPSIMS:
For those of you who are wondering…
I have GOT to get laid, dammit!
(followed by)
“I was the first…”
This embarrasses me
Um, DavidB, we’re in here…
I desire to poop on you sneakily
So I was sucking my husband’s dick…
Go ahead, take pot shots at me
Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB?
Eddie Izzard
From the Pit:
Ask Dr Sisters–your sexual questions answered.
If that was my sister, I’d smack the bitch.
People who remind you of people
Wait, don’t I know you people?
A question for logical Mormons in the know.
Should the USA ANNEX Siberia?
or
A question for logical Mormons in the know.
What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?
“Important information for people with SAD (winter depression)”
“SDMB Valentines”
What is your epitath?
Gregory Corso has died
what drives you crazy in Windows?
Sex (and to a lesser extent, drugs)
MPSIMS
Whatever your deity please pray for a quick death
General TV Trivia Questions
The Stupidest thing I ever did
Botched Romance
GQ
Best way to find a shotgun?
Yea but if we didn’t do it the Germans would have
What does whale milk taste like?
Some car ads
IMHO
What would you do if you had $100000 cash right now and hat to spend it?
First date movie
Gimme some cool band names
Veiny Arms–Sexy as hell
There must be more…
applying for a job: please help me with the spelling/grammar:/
What do you want on your tombstone?
What do you want on your Tombstone?
This embarrasses me
I guess it would be embarrassing to be dead. In some weird twisted way.
In GQ:
If cavemen had picked horny mates, would women be nymphos now?
“Yea but if we didn’t do it, the Germans would have”
MPSIMS
Foot-In-Mouth Disease
SDMB Valentines
Hey, ChiefScott?
How can I get rid of my breasts?
GQ
What was this funny spoon for?
Dinsoaurs, Crocodiles and Turtles
IMHO
How Bad Does Your Video Store Suck?
Awful but successful movies
In GQ:
Could my microwave have magnetized my watch?
“Yea but if we didn’t do it, the Germans would have”
Sorry, but this was too funny in MPSIMS:
Help needed for unimaginative fool
Help rename Five!
a)I don’t ‘get’ dogs or “dog people”
Cat orgy in my bush
b)Jumbled up posts
Why peace was banned
c)Yoga, who’s doing it?
Rome or Florence
d)Lucy Liu and Anne Heche???
Book Binding Error
Now which forums are these from? 
From GQ today:
What’s the name of that 70s shampoo with beer in it?
Noam Chomsky?
Contest – come up with worst book opening
“I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles”
“I had a dream about Coldfire”
“Song on ER rerun tonight”
I glanced at those two and saw “I had a dream about rerun tonight”
Naturally I thought somebody had an unhealthy obsession with “What’s Happening” and I silently resolved never to wear a beret.
I know they’re from different forums, but they came up together in a “new threads” search:
So, we’re supposed to watch Survivor II and pretend like we don’t know…
Which parts are true and which parts are false?