"I Spit On Your Sequential Thread Titles"

What Could replace DVD?
Steering wheels

I need bizarre (humorous) medical ethics situations
I set myself on fire but it’s MTV’s fault

What’s the name of that 70s shampoo with beer in it?
Noam Chomsky?

Omigod, I nearly choked at that one! When can I slip in the compliment, “Gee, your hair smells like Noam Chomsky?”

So how do YOU say,
Prayers for Purplebear

the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
The Magic Nose Gynecologist

From IMHO

When I was your age…
How old are you?

“Hey, my new book’s out!”

The Magic Nose Gynecologist.

I’m leaving the boards for a while
Wa-hoo! I’m back!

What’s the world’s most addictive drug?
Female Breasts

Bowling
Who is better? Jimi Hendrix or Bob Dylan

Just saw this in IMHO:

 **Things that will ruin an otherwise decent day
 Friends Named Steve**

Oompa Loompa Hell
Man I Love This Place!

What should I do in Alaska?
Hands Free Phone Sex

MPSIMS

Take the Gender Test!
bjorn is really who?!?

MPSIMS

They can put a man on the moon but they can’t…
Click to Donate : Gujurat Earthquake

So my ass is bruised, but it felt good…
Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy

MPSIMS

Am I the only woman on the planet who’s repulsed by Tom Cruise?
Cruise, Kidman split

Ladies…
…Bustin’ out all over…

GQ
Blowing up a car.
question about semen and fertilization

Colder in the morning than at night?
Does your dog do this?

GD
Races don’t exist
Affirmative Action info coming soon

Are NAZIs bad?
Are the elderly to blame for this?

MPSIMS
The “Left Behind” movie - a priceless Dopefest opportunity?
Since you asked, have a lesbian orgy.

Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy

So my ass is bruised, but it felt good…

Willy Wonka’s dissapointment has me thinking…
So my ass is sore but it felt good.