Yes, you suck like a broken vacuum cleaner. You suck like an elephant with a banana up its trunk. You suck like a bent straw. You suck like something that blows, which, in short, is not at all. 
hugs and a quick snog, runs off to the party with bubbly in hand
Can I join the party?
:::hugs QuickSilver and runs off looking for champagne:::
i’m feeling a little better… back to the party… 
Hey, QS, hope you don’t mind the minor changes we made - the furniture and room colours look much better now!
Have some bacon…
My God, you are downright normal. If you want to see suck, you should check out my life. The manuscript covering the last two years alone was rejected as a made for Lifetime channel movie because they said it is too over the top and would be upsetting to their core viewers.
Last 18 months in chronological order:
- Recovery from alcoholism
- Major bipolar episodes. Hospitalized.
- Kicked out of the house.
- Major destruction to friends, family, and strangers.
- Hospitalized again.
- Get out. feeling pretty good. Let back home.
- Get a good job.
- Lose it 5 months later through know fault of my own.
- Massive oak tree falls on house almost killing daughter#1. $200,000 in damage. Have to move out.
- Daughter #2 is born. Goes into seizures during my birthday party. Doctors are puzzled. She is finally diagnosed with one of the rarest genetic diseases known. Less than 50 cases reported ever worldwide. My wife and I spend every second in the hospital with her until she goes into death throes that last 16 hours and she dies in our arms.
- Got a new job. Will help the finances that were damaged through all of this.
- Just got a letter in the mail telling me that a minor wreck I was in 18 months ago might have major consequences. No one was hurt except supposedly the women in the car two cars down a chain reaction. She claims she has “soft tissue damage” (i.e. whiplash). The case is being pursued well above the $50,000 andinsurance company lawyers are making me get my own because they think that the award could run into the hundreds of thousands.
Thing is, I feel pretty good about it and that means you should feel great.