I summon my harem to cheer me up!

[CandidGamera]

@Hal Briston

Well, CandidGamera, this post shows the most up-to-date “official” list I could find, but it seems to me there should be many more. Perhaps they’re buried somewhere else in this thread.

Incidentally, have I ever mentioned that yours is far and away my favorite sig line of them all?

Thanks for the links.

And no, you haven’t, but I must say that my sig has gotten me more compliments on this board than anything else I’ve ever done here, so I think I’ll keep it for a while. I guess people still enjoy a good song parody.

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

@CandidGamera

Thanks for the links.

And no, you haven’t, but I must say that my sig has gotten me more compliments on this board than anything else I’ve ever done here, so I think I’ll keep it for a while. I guess people still enjoy a good song parody.

Well, I for one, do not like it in the least, because all day, after seeing it, I’m going around singing a warped version of a meme-like song from the HMS Pinafore, hearing Lionel Tribby from the West Wing trying to insist that it’s from the Pirates of Penzance and wielding a cricket bat, which then leads to poorly stifled giggles over the recollection of one of my favorite lines from the show, to wit: “Now, I am an educated man, Charlie, but when somebody tries to explain cricket to me, all I want to do is hit them in the head with a teapot,” (Bartlet), all while [insert high pitched, I’m running out of air but I’m gonna finish this sentence voice here] cursing your name under my breath.

So there. I think maybe I’ll hit YOU over the head with a teapot, thank you very much.

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

And now of course, I remember that this is NOT “He is an Englishman” and is INDEED from Pirates of the Penzance and I think maybe I’ll just go home now and think evil thoughts about Gilbert and Sullivan.

[nocturnal_tick]

@harmless

More than you’ll ever know! Happy tears! Yay!
That is the sweetest thing! (Especially knowing what a pain it can be to code all that. )

(So, what the heck took you so long? :dubious: )

Awwwwww, shucks. S’no problem for you harmy. I think we need a cute little girl twiddling her toes smilie though.

I am sorry it took so long but it’s hard work getting those clothes off in a hurry and that last shirt button… :mad: But I is here now and ready to give great big (((hugs))) and chocolate, internet style.

Hope you like the email.

[harmless]

@hlanelee

Well harmless if you can find some of my recent threads, you will know that my wife of 15 years, lover of 17, has recently left me rather abruptly recently. It’s damned rude isn’t it? My Uncles came up and invited me to come stay in Hilliard for a while. Where are you? Are you game?

{{{{{{{{{{hlanelee}}}}}}}}}
I saw the thread.
Yours was the reason I started the Something to Cheer You Up thread.
I just couldn’t think of anything good enough to add, but that shouldn’t have mattered and I realize that now.
I still can’t think of anything more profound than “I’m sorry for your loss” and it just isn’t sufficient.
All I can hope is that my husband and I can work things out and have just a smidgen of the love you two shared.

Thank you.

[harmless]

@nocturnal_tick

I am sorry it took so long but it’s hard work getting those clothes off in a hurry and that last shirt button… :mad: But I is here now and ready to give great big (((hugs))) and chocolate, internet style.

Hope you like the email.

email?

I don’t gots no email.
I mean, I haven’t received any such correspondence of late.
That is unless your email is from DHC thoughtfully informing me that the Retino A Pack - sale ends soon.

[nocturnal_tick]

You mean you have yet to recieve my chocolate treat? Dagnammit!

[congodwarf]

Sorry I’m late Mistress!!! I’d be nekkid but my boss might yell at me.
woohoo! I’m first in the Harem list!!!
This damn job of mine. I have to sneak my daily Dope Fix when I’m here so I didn’t see this until today.
I hope tick’s butt kissing does’t knock me off…
I’m so sorry the past week has sucked so bad for you. If there’s anything you need from your loyal redhead, just yell!
wait a MINUTE! boss lady isn’t here today!!! <…sits nekkid at desk…>

[harmless]

nocturnal_tick: Nopers, no email.

congodwarf: Don’t worry, you’re never too late to make me smile.
Ah-ha! You are on to our subliminal coding! We can now take over the world! :-p

@CandidGamera

Is there some sort of roster for this Harem we could see? For verification purposes, of course.

Now for those of you eagerly awaiting the Official List:
**congodwarf
nocturnal_tick
kittenlm
Hal Briston
AngelicGemma
emekthian
EddyTeddyFreddy + her seven cats + two horses
torie
OneYogini
SolGrundy
TellMeI’mNotCrazy
Bear_Nenno
SanguineSpider
WomanofScorn
Maureen
Lissla Lissar
Ethilrist
Olentzero
fishbicycle
Epimetheus
TwoTrouts
Chimpy
yellowval
Really Not All That Bright
Rufus Xavier
mrklutz
AngelicGemma
CandidGamera
Headspace
**
:eek: Oh, my! That list makes me look promiscuous! :o <—Knock, knock! Who’s there? Porno. Porno, who?
Porno Smilie! : insert cheesy porno music : ;-p
But makes me feel soooooooo loved!
Next time I’m feeling down for any reason, this will be the thread I come to.
Thanks again, everyone!

Honorable mentions (Or: Dopers I love but who said they can’t be in the harem for some unknown reason that I can’t fathom! ):
**Genghis Bob
TwoTrouts
picunurse **
If any of you ever change your minds, I’ll leave clothing optional! NOT!

[The_Asbestos_Mango]

[grabs bellydance costume and zills]
Hey, is it too late for me to join the harem? I’ll bring Guinness! And Ben and Jerry’s!

Also, I’ve found that when I’m depressed or upset, I feel better if one of my cats curls up to take a nap on my foot, purrs comfortingly and makes little “pet me” squeaking noises. If your own kitties are failing in their comfort-purring duties, I’m sure one of my boys would be happy to take up the slack. Right now Conan is lying beside the keyboard, purring and squeaking, so if you want to put your feet up on the monitor, he can give you some cyber-comfort.

So sorry your hubby has turned out to be such a jerk.

[The_Asbestos_Mango]

Oh, and in case the cat thing doesn’t work, try this

[harmless]

@The Asbestos Mango

[grabs bellydance costume and zills]
Hey, is it too late for me to join the harem? I’ll bring Guinness! And Ben and Jerry’s!

Woo Hoo!
Bring it all on!
The only thing required is wanting to make people happy (and nudity! always nudity!!)

@The Asbestos Mango

So sorry your hubby has turned out to be such a jerk.

Things are going better.
We have an appointment to talk to a counselor on the 15th? (I think).
We did decide that we love each other after all, and he realizes that he went to a harsh extreme with his actions.
He’s really the best man in the world when his bp isn’t acting up.

@The Asbestos Mango

If your own kitties are failing in their comfort-purring duties, I’m sure one of my boys would be happy to take up the slack. Right now Conan is lying beside the keyboard, purring and squeaking, so if you want to put your feet up on the monitor, he can give you some cyber-comfort.

Maybe torie could use a little pussy lovin’?

[congodwarf]

@The Asbestos Mango

Oh, and in case the cat thing doesn’t work, try this

Sadly, when I’m depressed, I don’t have a kitty to hug. That dratted future Mr. Congo is allergic. So, when I’m sad, I hug a bunny! They don’t really like it though. Bunnies have sharp teeth

[Lady_Kate]

Well, heck, I didn’t realize until just recently that the harem is not only co-ed, but accepts animals, as well! In that case, I submit for your consideration, harmless, Lady Kate and her Gang. The Gang consists of my three-year-old, Lil’ Kate ; Lil’ Kate’s kitten, Opal; and the rest of our cats: Cyrus, Tigra, Calvin and Vernon.

Not only does Lil’ Kate love to streak, she’s pretty good with the naked dancing, too. That child does love to be naked. And what’s cuter than lil’ ol’ naked three-year-old buns?! :eek:

[Tenar]

Hi, Harmless.

Glad to hear that things are looking up, and I hope the Mister gets his crap together and gets back on his meds for keeps.

I’m also Bipolar, and have done said and done things while in a mixed state(agitated and hostile with high energy) that horrify me years after the fact. Your husband is fortunate to have a woman like you.

Best of luck to a brave gal.

[harmless]

@Lady Kate

And what’s cuter than lil’ ol’ naked three-year-old buns?! :eek:

Five-year-old baby bongos, if I may brag on my niece!

[CandidGamera]

@harmless

The only thing required is wanting to make people happy (and nudity! always nudity!!)

Did I ever mention you have a great attitude?

[Epimetheus]

Where can I sign up to become an official member of your harem? Do I submit a resume with an attached photo?

[nocturnal_tick]

@harmless

nocturnal_tick: Nopers, no email.

This is what I was trying to send you:

http://www.virtualchocolate.com/step2.cfm?cgy=mw&num=1125

This is when the link doesn’t work, I betcha.

[harmless]

@Epimetheus

Where can I sign up to become an official member of your harem? Do I submit a resume with an attached photo?

Check the list, toots. I have already laid claim to you!
Or I already claimed to have laid you!
Either’s good for me!

@CandidGamera

Did I ever mention you have a great attitude?

It was the nudity that got you, huh?

@nocturnal_tick

This is what I was trying to send you:
This is when the link doesn’t work, I betcha.

Oh, my! :eek:
I didn’t know you were a chocolate model, tick!