< runs naked through the thread… >
[sub] …trips over the coffee table and goes sprawling out of the harem tent, resolving never to steal someone else’s line again [/sub]
If you like sweet drinks, may I humbly suggest:
Purple Nurples
Chambord, vodka (I recommend well chilled grey goose) and sweet & sour.
Varieties on the screwdriver:
Melon Ball
OJ, vodka & Midori
Hairy Navels
OJ, vodka & peach schnapps
Personal favorite, but takes lots of booze:
Zombie.
White rum, dark rum, OJ, pineapple juice, grenadine, 151 rum float
Glad you’re still finding it in you to smile! That’s a good thing!
A fishbicycle, hmmm…would that be (breaks into song) “… *a bicycle built for two * (TROUTS!)”
As far as getting wasted, let’s avoid the hangover inducers. Try a chilled bottle of Riesling wine, some top of the line French Vanilla ice cream, and a movie with humour, action, and romance that does not strain the brain… say, *Romancing the * Stone?
[sub] …emerging nekkid save for several yards of harem tent that he swept along with him when he fell [/sub]
Am I too late to join the Harmless Harem? I’m not really this dangerous, usually. Honest. Well, not too often, anyway. More a danger than myself than to others, which is a sign of an experienced klutz. Really. Don’t look at me like that.
Don’t even consider taking this schmuck back, no matter what. You’re much better off without someone who would do such things, bipolar or no. Trust me, it’s better to be single again than to be with the wrong person.
< gives Harmless a naked harem-hug >
I keep starting this post, wanting to thank everyone individually, but I know I’m going to forget someone so I’ll say this:
Every single post has meant soooo much to me right now.
Every single one. 
Now, for those wishing to sign up to the harmless harem; welcome aboard! Or welcome a broad.
Whichever you prefer. 
Side notes: TellMeI’mNotCrazy, 
. Oh, you know how I love that book!
&
Genghis Bob, I’ve been watching the door all day for that stripper. :dubious: 
harmless, you should sign up for Alice’s white elephant thingie (couple threads down). Getting something in the mail would cheer you up.
Hhhmmmmmmmm…
Now what could I find around the house that I might be willing to give away?
: evil smiley dammit! :
** harmless** I can’t be in your harem, but, I could kneecap him for you… After you wrote me that wonderful poem for my birthday, I feel very protective.
(We’re back from the big surprise road trip… to his folks :smack: )
I am so sorry for what you’re going through. Fireman is my third husband, so I do understand a bit.
Just remember, you have lots of life ahead, and most of it will be the good stuff. Let him go, he’ll just miss out.
I know nothing makes it feel better right now, but it will, I promise. ( yes, my name IS Polly Anna {sic})
Just curious as to A) what the winning bottle was, and b) how you’re feeling today. and to offer C: More steath nudity! :: shakes it for harmless ::
A) Bailey’s
B) Better
{{{{{picunurse}}}}} We’ll kneecap them both later.
He came home and wanted to talk last night.
Everything’s not hunky-dory yet, but we’ve agreed to go to a counselor on Monday.
We’re going to get together for lunch and talk some more.
It looks more and more like it was his bp freaking him out (ran out of meds for about a week or two :smack: ). That’s NEVERhappening again!
See, this is why I feel like an ass.
Boo-hoo, end of the world…oh, wait. Nevermind. :rolleyes:
Thanks, everyone for so much support.
And, Hal, for the stealth booty shakin’
Your humble harem mistress
harmless
So no more harem? sniffle Great now I have to go put on clothes.
But seriously I can understand his actions seeing as he wasn’t on any medication. My sister dated a guy who was bi polar, and when he wasn’t on his meds he would try to beat her up.
I’m glad things look like they are turning around
{{{{{harmless}}}}} I’m so glad things are on the way to normal. But, just to be sure you might remind him you have friends in low places… 
Runs into thread still removing clothes
Sorry I’m late!
What you’re going through really sucks. I’m sorry you’re having to go through it. hug
I’m a-coming harmless
You see in the distance a large pink figure advancing towards you. Panic sets in as the figure is screaming incoherent messages at you. The man draws closer, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of fashionably worn gym socks (no, not there). Even now your panic remains until you see the Baileys, the Kahlua and the Corona in hand and you realise…
Tick is here to save the day!!
Just for you:
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But wait, there’s more. Presenting the 114 man Doper Brat Pack choir:
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:o :o :o iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiOh zombie harmless, what would we do?iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiWithout our harmless, we’d go insaneiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiAnd our streaking would just be lame.iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :o :o :o :o :o
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiWe love you harmless, oh yes we dooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o iiiiii*[kid at back] Oooohhhh harmy weeeee looooooove yoooooooooooooooooou!*iiiiii :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Love you harmy. Hope I cheered you up.
Is there some sort of roster for this Harem we could see? For verification purposes, of course.
Since they’re not likely to have anything to pin a badge to, unless they’re from the masochists subdivision, I suggest nametag-stickers. nod
Well, CandidGamera, this post shows the most up-to-date “official” list I could find, but it seems to me there should be many more. Perhaps they’re buried somewhere else in this thread.
Incidentally, have I ever mentioned that yours is far and away my favorite sig line of them all?
More than you’ll ever know! Happy tears! Yay!
That is the sweetest thing! (Especially knowing what a pain it can be to code all that. )
(So, what the heck took you so long? :dubious: )
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Things have been going better, but he’s still suspended from the harem.
Oh, dear…that may take some work, especially after this thread! :eek:
I love my harem. (and it’s not just the Bailey’s talking. )
Harmless,
Still attending harem apprenticeship school, but if you can forgive the odd shimmy when I should shammy I would be honored to get even a back up gig in what seems the best show in town.
To you and all your real harem, I can only look on in awe… the love and respect shining from these pages is amazing - which means you must be even more amazing than I imagine!!
Life and love can suck, and make you question your worth (I think we all understand that 
) but maybe reading these posts can redress that and let you see that you are wonderful, loved, adored and ok!!!
Good luck with whatever happens and remember love is as love does!
PS to all the harem - you all ROCK!!!
Well harmless if you can find some of my recent threads, you will know that my wife of 15 years, lover of 17, has recently left me rather abruptly recently. It’s damned rude isn’t it? My Uncles came up and invited me to come stay in Hilliard for a while. Where are you? Are you game?
You don’t have to say, I know. They are Florida Crackers but they are super guys.