She meets my physical standards, although her looks are not nearly as good as many Canadian women I have had lots of sex with, whom you wouldn’t know, because, like, Dude, she’s from Canada. But she does manage to sneak in just above my cutoff line, in terms of looks.
She obviously lucked onto my Facebook page through all the cool people I knew in High School, but I didn’t even know she existed. Look at the very personal email she wrote me:
heyy I can tell by your Facebook photo that you are the kind of girl that can only find love from strangers on the internet!
I am sure that her infatuation with me will last, and we will eventually meet, marry, and have many children together.
I’ve met a lot of girls just like her. They always say they are into you, but finicky once they get you to go to that website they really like. But then they try to set me up with their friends.
To get them to leave me alone, I finally removed my sex and my current relationship status from my page. So far, it’s worked.
Faithless whore! She told me the same thing! I thought I had finally found the young, attractive, large breasted woman who could tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue, who would complete me.
And you know, it’s especially disappointing, because there she is, wearing my shirt because she likes the smell, in my kitchen getting ready to fix my breakfast! I love that little woman, I really do!
I can tell by your Facebook photo that you are the kind of girl that can only find love from strangers on the internet!