I’m pretty sure I’ve found him; by him I’m referring to long-lost Doper @Master_Wang-Ka, author of what is the best non-OP on this board. (The best OP post would, of course, be @Scylla’s The Horror of Blimps)
The best non-OP would have to be how to permanently stop the JWs from coming to your house early on a weekend morning after you’ve been up all night gaming. In case you’ve forgotten in the 20 (!) years since that post, it’s to chase them down the street in your underwear while wielding a (broad)sword
It looks like he’s alive & (maybe no so) well & living in Belgium. Surely it’s not possible, out of the 7+ billion people in the world, that there are two separate people who grab a sword at the end of a night of playing board games?