Well, reading this thread apparently answers the question posed in some other thread about whether straight women are turned on by gay men. For me, at least, the answer is YES. Esprix, I am also waiting to hear how you would do it.
Hey Matt, maybe next time you can be a little more open, you know, spare no details kinda thing ;).
You two are like sooooooooo cute when you flirt! tee hee
Oh and Esprix, perhaps next time you can go the Middle School route:
Do you like me? Yes [ ] No [ ]
That ain’t what I hear, honey.
If ever there was a quote that cried out to be taken out of context, this one is it.
Oh, and Matt? you just crawl on into MY bed, mon cher cheval quebecois. I DO sleep nude, I LOVE sex in the morning, and best of all I’m not utterly devoid of romantic imagination like some blanket-toting thumb-suckers I know.
Why do you keep chasing after that… that GAY GUY… when you could have a meatier, funnier, and altogether more grateful online object of affection right here?
(you folks should read the letter I wrote to Matt in my “steamy love letters” thread.)
My dear Quebecois *horse???
Perhaps he was implying that you’re hung like one? 
All people, you owe me a bottle of windex ! My monitor will never be the same.
And Matt, what a talented, lustful guy you are.
sigh , Should have been- All right people.
long, loooong pause, mouth still hanging open
realizes that she must look silly so she regains composure
Um, I think he likes you, too.
Though he did call me “hella cute” one time…but that’s a common reaction when it comes to me! ;^D
dreamy sigh Matt, that was wonderful writing
Matt_mcl, you can write for me ANYTIME That was lovely. I do sleep nude and love hairy bottom guys crawling into my bed in the middle of the night. I love sex in the morning!
Chef Troy, can you get out of town without the wife being suspicious? I live a mere 3 hours away in lovely, liberal Austin. You’re welcome to visit anytime!
:rolleyes:
No, just playing on the sexual tension in here…
“Girls, Lisa, boys kiss girls…”
–Marge Simpson
Well, that and I’d like to ride him off into the sunset. grin
Matt, I suppose I could have called you ma petite verre du jus de choucroute… is that better?
No. How about just “mon beau gars”?
Whatever you say, mon beau morceau de viande.
silly grin
Now leave that sallow, callow youth and me baiser.
OK, matt likes me, Chef Troy seems to have it in for me. 
My, I seem to have painted myself into a corner, haven’t I? Now I need to, er, respond.
I’ll see what I can come up with.
Esprix
WOOHOO! settles in to wait for Esprix’s “response.”
whispers I don’t have it in for you, big fella…I’m just trying to get me some matt.
Beautiful writing matt. Absolutely wonderful. Reading that will manage to destroy my next cham lab grade (third person passive indeed) but the sacrifice is worth the glow.
Why is the unapreciative Esprix worth that? (Although I seem to recall behaving like said Esprix from time to time.)
Being his slave, what shall I do but tend upon the hours and times of his desire?
He hasn’t responded yet.
I feel so… hurt.
There, there, matt, he’s probably thinking of something spectacular for you…