In the porn video, maybe it’s a trick of the light, but in addition to the general acne it actually looks like you can see a few large full pustules on the inside of her thighs. Like dime sized. It’s off putting.
There’s no way that’s a trick of light-- I saw them, too. She definitely has big ol’ cysts inside her thighs.
That video made me a little pukey. Ugh. Combine her assnce with the general skankified theme of the song . . . you know how stereotypically old fogies are all like, “what’s going on with those dirty rap videos where some boy in pants too big is talking about getting intimate with some girl who’s scantily dressed? Don’t they have any decency??” Well, I felt like an old fogie watching that video. I was all, “oh, the humanity” and “kids today.”
He talks about wanting to make her vagina fart and burp! Christ on a cracker!
I want to be 100% clear: that is not mainstream rap. That’s not underground rap. That’s. . . this porn star trying to be a rapper by posting videos on Youtube. He is not a good rapper (as you can see).
Though, I won’t lie: I did spend all afternoon singing, “Oh, and it’s shaved. . . oh, and it’s shaved” to myself.
Not enough porn actors have striven to make the switch into the legitimate arts. I applaud his effort to fight the good fight.
Oh, and re Montana: I think she’s pretty hot, when her ass is 1) not-greasy 2) clothed and 3) not in my face (see? Old fogie). I think even when she’s not wearing a ton of makeup, you can see that she has a pretty good bone structure and nice eyes, and I loved her hair in the “And it’s shaved” video.
I like her thick thighs and curvy body, highly erotic. She is also really pretty, but I can’t look at her too long without being reminded of Larry Fishburne. It’s an interruption from me really getting into it.
She reminds me of Cowboy Curtis.
While Montana Fishburne’s hottness, and also that of Snookie, may be up for debate, what is NOT up for debate is the supreme douchebagness of this Brian Pumper fellow. Now, he may indeed have won an award for his classic film Weapons of Ass Destruction (there aren’t enough “eye-roll” smilies in the world for that one), but I just find myself wanting to retch everytime I see him.
Actually, when I saw the video he did with Fisburne, I thought he was really, incredibly good looking. So, I Googled him. Oh yes, very good looking. A little short, but he’s super hot.
But then I stumbled upon his Youtube page. Interviews, ‘rap videos’. . . the minute this guy opened his mouth-- done. All the attractiveness his abs put out there was suddenly removed. I can’t find the original video that ended it for me, but here’s another hilarious example.
When will hot people learn just to not speak? Yeah, I objectify people. And what?
Maybe it’s just my personal experience, but her rather eerie resemblance to my Italian grandma and great-aunts (except for the added fake boobs, lol) makes her appear not so hot to me.
I’m pretty sure Snooki doesn’t have fake boobs- she wears push up bras on the show, but without those, she’s pretty flat. And the boobs she does have look awfully squishy.
But don’t you have to have something to push up in order to look big breasted? I mean, you can’t be totally flat.
Here’s a pic of her looking pretty…boobalicious…
That’s pretty darn Photoshopped— her tits never, ever look like that on the show. They often appear much more. . . mushy and natural. The cleavage in that picture-- even fake tits don’t look like that, that’s definitely photo editing.
That said: there are some amazing push up bras out there. Paris Hilton is a stellar example of this- girl is flat, but then every once in a while, she’ll look like that picture on the left. Rumors will swirl that she’s finally gotten implants, then the next day she’ll be on the beach, flat chested again.
Weird.
Maybe it depends on what they’re wearing? I’ve got a bathing suit where I don’t really look like I have all that much going on but in certain outfits, I’ll look much bustier. Overall, I’m not huge but compared to my overall size they’re pretty big.
That’s definitely part of it. I think with someone like Paris, she pushes 100% of her boob tissue to the center to make the cleavage, then has any mixture of the chicken cutlet boob things, push up bra (or two), etc. A lot of my flat friends will wear two push up bras at once (and I don’t mean ones with just a little padding, I mean the ones from Fredrick’s of Hollywood with an actual thick water bag in them). So, they have real tissue as cleavage, then the rest is all supported and filled out by water padding they’ve got.
I’ve got huge boobs, so this is all second hand info for me, btw.
Can’t you see the obvious airbrushing of her tits?
But I still think she’s hot. I’d like to give her a good airbrushing, if you know what I mean.
Here are two pics of Snooki in a swim suit: here and here. If those are fake, they are awfully floppy, low nipple having fakes.
Rather, I’m pretty sure she’s just a young girl with a decent sized chest on her.
Yo Melon, after those two pics you’re still gonna say she’s hot?
Sure am. I just wish she’d lose the Guido tan.
I don’t think Snooki is hot or gorgeous or endlessly beautiful or all of that, but if she lost the Oompa tan and dressed like a normal person, I don’t think anybody would side eye their buddy if he introduced her as his new gf. What I mean is: she’s not hot, no-- but she’s also not actively hideous.