I Think Montana Fishburne is Kinda Hot

I don’t think Paris is super flat naturally . . . you can tell she has some boobage, it’s just kind of saggy.

I have her sex video on my PSP (don’t ask). There’s nothing to sag.

What he said. Well, it’s not on my PSP but you know.

Hypothetically speaking, if you were Google image search “Paris Hilton Topless Joe Francis,” you would- hypothetically, of course- see what are her most recent leaked topless photos. She’s not totally flat, no, but she’s does not at all have what she has when she’s wearing the fuck out of a push up bra.