Hnag on! I’ve got a lighter, and I could swear that I saw a handle of cheap vodka around here somehwere! Alright, I got it! Now; Malatov coctail, or fire breathing?
Wait a minute! Listen to this, guys!
:opens door a crack:
GRONK!
SQUELCH!
GRONK!
SQUELCH!
GRONK!
SQUELCH!
GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH! GRONK! SQUELCH!
Are they making out in there?
Is it safe to come out of hiding yet?
::Cautiously and slowly cracks the door open::
GRONKQUACKSQUISH!!!
::Slams door again::
Damn.