Can one order these on the web? Does anyone know of a supplier?
Got a hot date comin’ up, then?
I’m thinking Qadgop might be able to help you out…
You should have come to me sooner…
“Qadgop the Mercotan slithered flatly around the after-bulge of the tranship. One claw dug into the meters-thick armor of pure neutronium, then another. Its terrible xmex-like snout locked on. Its zymolosely polydactile tongue crunched out, crashed down, rasped across. Slurp! Slurp! At each abrasive stroke, the groove in the tranship’s plating deepened and Qadgop leered more fiercely. Fools! Did they think that the airlessness of absolute space, the heatlessness of absolute zero, the yieldlessness of absolute neutronium, could stop QADGOP THE MERCOTAN? And the stowaway, that human wench Cynthia, cowered in helpless terror just beyond this thin and fragile wall…”
QADGOP THE MERCOTAN
NoCoolUserName !
Pssst!
Yes. You! Monkeyboy w’it funny name.
Step into alleyway, I wanna talk to you.
<Looks around furvitively>
You wanna xmex-like snout and a zymolosely polydactile tongue?
NO PROBLEM! I fix you up on Black Market!
I got polydactile tongue right here, under my trenchcoat. Only used once by little old lady from Pasadena. The xmex-like snout we got you special order, not like Black Market Kidneys, satolen from business men who are then left alive in bathtubs full of ice. NO! Takes work, takes money.
You got money, NoCoolUserName ? In cash? We make deal, da?
I got polydactile tongue right here, under my trenchcoat. Only used once by little old lady from Pasadena. The xmex-like snout we got you special order, not like Black Market Kidneys, satolen from business men who are then left alive in bathtubs full of ice. NO! Takes work, takes money.
You got money, NoCoolUserName ? In cash? We make deal, da?
We take lungs now, gills arrive in two weeks, yes?
3 weeks.
You want Mayo on those gills?