I just moved to Chicago after three years of living in Florida. Where is the snow? Hmmmm? I see on the news that last year at this time this town was buried. I arrive here, actually looking forward to frolicking in the drifts, and what? Nothing. A flurry. And some rain. Bah! Oh sure, I imagine that I won’t enjoy the shoveling once the big storm hits, but right now I just have this childlike anticipation for a big snowfall. Will it ever arrive? Is it global warming? Will winter start in February and end in June? What’s going on?
See the skanky-looking dude in the pimp hat on the corner. Just make sure you have your money ready.
As a NYer who is THRILLED to have such nice weather, I have to share this. Welcome to winter, ReservoirDog! Hope you get all you wished for and more!
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Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
I’m in Missouri. We haven’t had the snow we usually do. We had some this past Mon. night. It was pretty coming down, but I wish I could send it to you instead. I’ve seen it. Now I’m ready to get rid of it.
No snow here at all and I for one couldn’t be happier. I’ll send it over to you when it snows, ok?
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
Isn’t Missouri the “Snow Me” State?
I have to admit, I kinda miss the snow, too—but I don’t have a car. At least snow, unlike rain, can be used as a fashion accessory.
I guess Mother Nature is apologizing for that year (when was it? 94/95?) when we had 17 blizzards in a row. It got so if that week’s blizzard didn’t arrive, we got worried that something might have happened to it.
Missouri is pretty much Misery to me in the winter time!
Grew up in Colorado, now I live in Orlando. Imagine how odd the winters seem to me.
I don’t need to have as much snow as I grew up with, but 1 or 2 good blizzards a year is all I ask.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
I live in the northwestern corner of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan, a.k.a, The Buckle of The Snow Belt.
We just got a fresh foot of it Monday night. Want snow? Come take as much as you want out of my driveway. 
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Come to Utah: Greatest snow on Earth! I’ve got about ½ a foot of it in the back yard. See you around what? 6pm? I’ll have dinner ready, you bring the beer!
Best!
Byz
I want snow too!
I could easily get used to a year with 9 months of winter, one month each of spring, summer, and fall. Yup, that would be perfect.
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O p a l C a t
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I want snow too!
Well, an inch or so. That would be cool. I want to have a snowball fight. I’ve never had one. I’m deprived!
~Kyla
“Anger is what makes America great.”
Kyla – I think the word you want is depraved. No? Oh, okay, then take this! (Throws a snowball the size of Al Gore’s head)
And Opal? Anytime you want snow just let me know. I’m here almost everyday. Now take the 15 to …
Best!
Byz