I want to do a white elephant swap...

… but I’m too lazy (not to mention too disorganized) to volunteer to actually coordinate this.

The idea is, you sign up and are assigned someone else. You pack up some piece of crap you don’t use or need (that coconut-shell lamp; the negligee that’s three sizes too small; the sno-cone machine your kid is tired of) and you pack it up and ship it off as a hilarious surprise to the victim. In the meantime, some other participant on the SDMB was given your name, and they are lovingly packing up that ceramic light-up dolphin sculpture to send your way.

This has no purpose except to generate laughs and mail. Maybe I’m just desperate for a package. I’d also like to see what you freaks come up with to inflict on each other–admitting of course that this stuff was at one time in your house.

The rules would have to be something like you can’t buy it–it has to be something you have; and it has to work (if it has moving parts, they should move; etc.)

Is this too stupid for words? Or do we have any takers? Including someone trustworthy to collect participants and make pairs (and then send out addresses)?

:: looks around the house that she’s in the midst of cleaning and the pile of Stuff To Get Rid Of ::

OH, I’m game!

But I don’t really have the time to organize it either.

I’m in.

I’ll also offer up my services as “Coordinator.”

Anyone that wants in, drop me an email at thinkSWAP@hotmail.com with your name (and Doper name, for clarity) and an address to trade off with someone, kinda like the Secret Santa thing we did this year (which was an amazing success, I believe.)

No need to tell me what you’re going to send, just pass me your add’y and I’ll set things up from there. 'Course, if it’s really good stuff and you want to tell me about it, go right ahead and I’ll make sure you send it to me…uh…to a Doper I think will really appreciate the item, that is :smiley:

hhhhmmmm, sounds interesting. i’ve got a basement that needs some clearing out.

Hey I’m game, lots of stuff that my parents are begging me to get rid of evil smile

Kitty

Count me in as well, but whatever you do, don’t give me **Fairy Princess Kitty! We live 8 blocks apart.

So, who wants to be the lucky person to pay the postage to China?
Hello?

silence

:frowning:

— G. Raven

OK, I’m in. This could be fun! Do we tell who we are when we send it, or what we got, or who we got it from, or anything like that?

Have I told the board lately how much I love thinksnow? Looks, sense of humor, marine corp background and a generous spirit of voluntarism too.

ralfcoder, that’s a big “hell yes.” While I don’t think you’d wish to post your item before the recipient got it, I think the best part of this while business would be people posting what they got after the fact. It might be helpful of the sender would enclose a wee note describing where they acquired the lovely item themselves. I don’t think this needs to be “secret” (I mean, you don’t have to leave off any identifying information on the package to leave the lucky donee wondering).

Thanks, Cranky!

::Ralf goes off to the basement, gleefully turning over boxes of junk, looking for fun stuff to mail off::

I have some interesting junk–er, I mean things–to pass on! Email coming your way, thinksnow. (I don’t care if I have to pay postage to China, I’ll just pick something really light!)

This sounds fun! I have a couple of closets that need to be cleaned out so what the heck. I’m in.

Ooh! Count me in! Email coming your way, thinksnow. But you and I live pretty much side by side, too. So if I can have someone else, it’d be greatly appreciated.

Oh, this sounds like fun…count me in!
thinks, email is on it’s way :slight_smile:

Rose

Woo hoo! Free stuff in the mail! What could be better? I’m in.

Count me in. E-mail’s on the way.

I’m game. Sending an email.

I’ll play. We’ve not been in our house a year yet, and there are still boxes that need to be unpacked - untold treasures lie in wait…

Count me in!

I’m sure I can find some piece of cra. . .er, really neat and unique item that somebody on the SDMB would love to have for their own.

And my parents will stop yelling about the stuff that I haven’t moved out of their basement yet. Hey, everybody wins! :smiley:

Yer pal,

Zappo

Email sent! Awsome idea. (muuuuhaaaahhaaaahaaaaa)