The Return of the White Elephant!

That’s right, kiddies, clean your closets, scour that attics and dig deep in that dark, spider-webby corner of the garage: The White Elephant rides again!

With the [sub]somewhat[/sub] wild success of the inaugural White Elephant Swap and the coming close of summer [sub]in the top hemisphere, close of Winter for you bottom-worlders[/sub], it’s time to gather up that knick-knack, snag that what-zit and palm those "I’ll use it someday"s, toss 'em in a box, slap some tape around it and send it to your fellow Doper!

Last time we had 59 Dopers with 76% of them reporting a visit from an albino pachyderm and there were some folks that came in after the bell, only to be left with cobwebs and sorrow. Not this time, I say! This time, we’re gonna have over a hundred, better than 87% realization and no stragglers!

Since I’m a glutton for punishment, I’ll offer to administer this shebang again and use the same email add’y: ThinkSwap@hotmail.com (unless, of course, someone simply has too much time on their hands and wishes to occupy their every waking minute with this endeavor.) Those new to this sort of thing, send me your Doper-name, name-name and address where you can get big’ol packages of stuff.

Last time I used a cut-off time and date, this time, I’ll play it by ear, like when I make popcorn, and let’em keep applying until it looks like we’ve got them all, but not too long, so that the ones that got in first start to burn with elephantine anxiety. Figure the end of the month. Sound good?

One final note: those that were in the first one need not re-send their address and stuff, just pipe up with a “I’m in” and that’ll do it. Those that were in the first one and didn’t send anything yet (shame!) you can enter again, but, well, at the risk of being a meannie, I’ll not send your name out to anyone until I hear that your person got something from the first one.
url tag repaired - UB

[Edited by UncleBeer on 08-07-2001 at 12:02 PM]

yeah, I’m in! I was bummed I missed the last one… contact info on the way… :smiley:

I am in the process of moving, so I’ve got all sorts of great stuff I need to get rid of!

Oh, goody! What fun. I didn’t get in on the last swap, and was sort of hoping a new one would get started.

Count me in. I’ll be sending you an email shortly.

I should have just tons of cr…um, things here that would qualify as wonderful presents for some unfortunate Doper. Of course, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure!

I’m in. Contact info sent.

If the Swap beats the garage sale, I am so in.

thinksnow, you are the greatest. Organizing this yet again! Amazing!

And I’m in. Again. I’ve got stuff to give. Oh yeah I gots stuff to give.

Ok, contact info sent! I’m in, too!

hmmmm, how cheesy would it be to send out what I received in the last go-round… Dunno if I’ll be allowed to play, tho - I never heard whether Fairy Princess Kitty got the parcel I sent her. And after I put a bright orange balloon in it and everything!!

Toss me in the mix, good sir.

Oh oh I want to play! I know I’m far, far away but if anyone wants to send their stuff on exciting travels halfway round the world, I’m your gal.

Fran

I’m in - I’ve recently cleaned and I have tonnes of “interesting” objects…

Cool.

I’ve got stuff, baby, oh yeah! Info on the way.

First, thank you Uncle Beer for that lightening fast assist with the url-tag. Perhaps a complimentary elephant-tusk is in order?

Next: FCM, sending along what you got last time is perfectly legal, as is sending stuff you got from your Secret Santa, grandmother or ex-SO.

Folks, Send whatever you happen to have sitting around that you just have no use for anymore. That thing you bought years ago thinking it would be the perfect capstone to your credenza, that is would really complete the room, make the neighbors think you’re trendy, tone your hips, accentuate your lips, fill in the dips and launch a thousand ships…uh, well, the thing that you’ve got laying around that you don’t really want anymore.

Caveat: no shipping SO’s that you are sick of. No fruitcakes or vegimite, either. <shudder>

I’m in! Interesting junk wanted, providing someone will take mine.

Yeah, sign me up. I’m moving soon. Good things are bound to happen.

I’m so in (again). Thinksnow, you rock.

Maybe this round will go a little better for me. Sigh.

I’m in.

I’m in. Info’s on the way, think.

Hey, since this was all Cranky’s idea and she didn’t get nuthin’ last time, maybe we should ALL send her a little something! Wouldn’t you like that, Cranky? A hundred or more little surprises from all over the world, and Canada! :slight_smile:

I’m in info on the way…

Sounds like fun, info on the way…