tigergirl yes thats the one, I caught the bit where some guy “confessed” to his g/f of 3 years that he had to break off the engagement because his mistress of 2 years told him he wasn’t allowed to get married. The mistress came out and was all dominatrixy called the g/f a troll. Jerry got excited because they’d never had a troll on the show before.
Then I had to leave 
Oh, this is bewdiful…here I am analysing data/writing the abstract etc for the soc. fieldwork thingy on Internet as Community and you lot are gabbling away as if you ARE sitting around the barbie comparing notes about Days of Our Drearies!
If this isn’t a real community, I don’t know what IS!
Hey Kambuckta, pass the sauce…
kambuckta glad to be of assistance. 
now more importantly - tigergirl what did I miss on Springer?
Okay, after the purple-and-black-clothed-troll, we had a white trash guy and lovely meek little woman who had been married for 8 months (they got married after two weeks). He decided that she wasn’t “fun” enough so he had Mistress on the side with whom he could have fun with. But he wanted the little lady to wait for him because, you know, he CARES for her and stuff. didn’t see the rest of that one 'cause I went to make a sammich for lunch.
Next was two loud-mouth ladies (very liberal use of the term “ladies” too btw) fighting over a man who was cheating on both of them. Just the usual “He’s goin home with ME BITCH” and “He MIGHT go home with you but he’ll be in MY bed tomorrow…” etc.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode
I was wondering why this is called MPSIMS.
And now I am acutely aware.
BTW I love the purple-and-black-clothed-troll quote, that is priceless.
Thanks Tigergirl.
Caught - let this be a less to you never to get between a bored office worker and her drama filled talk-show
Women. Sheesh. With 3 of them at my house you would of thought I should have known better.
See Caught, there’s your first mistake. Don’t ever think you can understand women. Because when you think you do, we’ll change the rules
Hmmm, yes I thought I knew that rule once, but then it got changed 
So anyways, it’s just before 4:00, I’ve been here since (oh was it 7 or 8 this morning), so now I’m going to go home.
I don’t work a fixed day, so I’ll think about y’all when I’m cruising down the Westgate without the sunglare and the traffic.
Victorians! Gaaah! Get’em off me get 'em off me!!
Guaranteed it’ll piss down in Melbourne when I’m there next week. 
And yes, I’ll admit the stats show Sydney does have a higher annual rain fall, but Melbourne has more wet days. The point is moot I guess, but we can still have fun poking crap at each other.
TLD Cite Please?
Actshully was wondering where Adelaide would fit into those stats? When I lived there I was constantly being told SA is the driest state in the driest continent in the world. But it seemed to be constantly drizzling! Go figure.
Crow Eaters seem inordinately proud of the fact that SA is the only place in the world bar Dubai that ships wont fill up on water. Dunno about the validity of aforementioned fact but they believed it.
My 100th post in an Aussie dominated thread
insert party smilie
Righto. You buggers are knocking off soon. This thread needs a barbie. Wanna pop by the butcher on the way home and pick up some snags? I’ve got a slab, a cask of Lindemans White Burgundy, and the heat beads are fired up…
:D:D:D
Sydney/Melbourne debates are supposed to be from the heart! And you want a freakin’ CITE???
I er… remember hearing it somewhere. There was a thing on the telly or something… (great cite so far, eh?) about Melbourne being rainy, and some Victorians complained and said that was bollox, so somebody from the Bureau of Meteorology came in and said that while there were in fact more rainy days in Melbourne, Sydney had aa higher annual rainfall.
Anyway, I don’t particularly like Sydney weather. I think I need to go north.
Well as Woolly pointed out over at G’Dope it’d be tantamount to suicide for me to suggest anyone every even almost consider taking fosters to a doper get together.
So I shall provide the chocolate chip cookies
Where is that ROFLOL smily when you need it
Strongly recommend the move north. Gold Coast is great this time of year, so is Noosa and Yamba’s good all year round.
Perfect life would be Melbourne in Summer and Gold Coast in Winter.
Hmmm maybe I should encourage Leechboy’s thespian ambitions and we could start a travelling play company.
Ahem. I just came back from two weeks holidays on the Gold Coast and granted it’s almost winter, but of 9 days there, it rained for 5. But it’s warm and that’s the difference.
So, it appears that Leechboy’s has thespian ambitions (oh the lines that I want to use, but shan’t 'cos they’re all sooooooooooooo old).
Mrs. Caught@Work is also an amateur thespian, albeit an amateur thespian director at the moment.
Are you into amateur or professional thespianism?
(Oh, BTW, I’m at home now, had dinner, sorry TLD, only Tuna Casserole (which I loathe, but the girls all adore).)
Leechboy is currently in his amateur thespian director phase also. He directed Hamlet for the Uni Moat Festival in March. What a drama that was!
He also doubles as the sound guy at most productions as he originally trained to be in radio.
Last year he went through doing the actor thing in student productions, can’t wait to see what next year brings.