The she said with her hand on his penis
“I’m glad we got something straight between us”
The she said with her hand on his penis
“I’m glad we got something straight between us”
AlbertRose, I’m going to have to see a license for that wit. It’s dangerous.
cleans toothpaste off of screen
COW-ORKER! COW-ORKER! COW-ORKER!
Have you explained the Do-me Decibel System to her, yet?
I bet you she’s looking for a little rapture in the stacks…
Oh, you guys are all just a bunch of dumbies. 
Fuck. That’s funny 
Madam Librarian
What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear
I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian
What can I say, my dear, to make it clear
I need you badly, badly, Madam Librarian
If I stumbled and I busted my what-you-may-call-it
I could lie on your floor
'Till my body had turned to carrion…Madam Librarian.
But when I try in here to tell you, dear
I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian
It’s a long lost cause I can never win
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
Any talking out loud with any librarian
This thread has reminded me of Multi-Media Joe’s Librarian* triptic I saw, oh so many moons ago.
Damn - that’s funny.
This thread has reminded me of Multi-Media Joe’s Librarian triptic I saw, oh so many moons ago.
Damn - that’s funny.