sings “I-I-I-I-I want CANDY!!!”
Pretty pathetic to buy yourself holiday candy right?? I feel like everyone will be pointing and laughing if I buy those luscious delectables for myself. But I’m a guy… nobody will know its not for my fantasy love Meg Ryan right?
Why are you all starring at me??? I buy candy and K-Y all the time!!!
covers his head with his hands
“I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!”
cowers in a corner, fetal position
All I wanted was some candy… and look what you did to me.
Bastards. All of you.